( open ) you doing anything to keep her by your side

[disagree]

Who ❄️ Eula and you!
What ❄️ July catchall. Substories, mingle things, Eula getting white-girl wasted again.
When ❄️ July duh
Where ❄️ Around town
Content Warnings ❄️ Copious amounts of alcohol. The rest is TBA.


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[disagree]

[ HI THAT'S EVEN WORSE ]

Bad... Bad idea. Can't have them see me like this.

[mindthebass]

Then the list of things I can do for you are really over...

(SORRY, CUTE DRUNK GIRL.)

[disagree]

[ smh... ]

Call... Call me one of those things. Those cars that lets you get around the city.

[ she means taxis, ]

[mindthebass]

(does he... call a number? is there an, as the hip children call it, app? ugh. he'll sit in front of her, trynna figure out how the fuck to call a taxi in hell.)

[disagree]

[ yeah, good luck figuring that out, shin.

...she does tilt her head at what he's doing a few moments later, though. ]

Not used to technology either?

[mindthebass]

(ah, there we go. an app. accept location??? does he?? should he?? does it go away-- but he has no idea where he is, so he'll sigh in full resignation before pressing yes. should take ten minutes.)

Yes and no. I had phones and laptops, but... They're huge and don't have half of these things.

[disagree]

[ after two months here in modern hell, eula would know what a laptop is at this point. still... ]

That's the advent of technology to you... Laptops don't even exist in my world. You'll have an easier time compared to me.

[mindthebass]

Ten minutes, by the way.

(part of him feels a bit shitty he's letting her go home alone, but also.......

emma........ intimidating, man. he's good.)

... Did you get used to it at least? A little?

[disagree]

[ they're not all that bad??? the enma are also a bunch of fuck-ups like her.

ten minutes is more than enough, though. she nods her thanks. ]

Mm. It's easier... I admit. But I'd prefer walking home if I can help it.

[mindthebass]

Walk? But-- it's very far away.

(dude. he's not used to these people yet. apparently, some can be young-looking forever, some can summon things, some are VAMPIRES...

and now eula, with the superpower of long-distance walking... woah... (genuine).)

[disagree]

Is it...?

[ she just. waves her hand as she takes another sip of her coffee. ]

Guess if your world doesn't have taxis and the like, you find your ways. Exercise can... can be good for you.

[ at least she's sobering up a little. ]

[mindthebass]

No horses either? You could get a horse...

(exercise is fine, what she's talking about sounds extremely hard...)

[disagree]

Why... would I ride a horse while drunk...?

[ that sounds insane, shin, ]

[mindthebass]

No, no, instead of walking everywhere, don't you have horses at home?

(PLEASE, DON'T RIDE A HORSE DRUNK.)

[disagree]

We do... But there's nothing wrong with walking. Why are you making this so complicated...

[ never miss leg day, she says! ]

ALFKJASKFLDA

[mindthebass]

I'm not making it complicated! I think it's amazing... And very difficult. I couldn't walk that much...

(have you seen him. HAVE YOU.)

[disagree]

Yes, I... I can tell.

[ those twinky legs of his can only carry him so far, smh ]

But having my own vehicle isn't that bad, I suppose. Only right now, it's in repairs. And thus I have no choice.

[ right... because SOMEONE totaled it. suddenly incensed at being reminded, she takes a few more swigs of her coffee. ]

[mindthebass]

(not offended, she's super right.)

... A car here wouldn't be a bad idea... I wonder how expensive they are...

[disagree]

You're going to... need a license first. Before you can worry about the budget.

[ isn't he new in town? he couldn't probably afford that right now. ]

[mindthebass]

... A license, really? I thought this place didn't care so much.

[disagree]

[ she raises a brow at that. you do realize you're talking to a cop, right ]

[mindthebass]

Don't give me that look... I look like this and I've never been carded.

[disagree]

You weren't... planning on drinking here, were you?

[ squiiiiiiiints ]

[mindthebass]

I already have. Don't worry, I'm of age. I just have one of those faces.

()

[disagree]

[ more staring, before she takes another sip of coffee. she's finally sobering up just in time for this. ]

...I'll be the judge of that. We do have archives of every single Lost Soul in the Department, you know.

[ that she may or may not have made up, but people from the department should vouch for her. ]