( open ) you doing anything to keep her by your side

[disagree]

Who ❄️ Eula and you!
What ❄️ July catchall. Substories, mingle things, Eula getting white-girl wasted again.
When ❄️ July duh
Where ❄️ Around town
Content Warnings ❄️ Copious amounts of alcohol. The rest is TBA.


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Comments

[mindthebass]

Walk? But-- it's very far away.

(dude. he's not used to these people yet. apparently, some can be young-looking forever, some can summon things, some are VAMPIRES...

and now eula, with the superpower of long-distance walking... woah... (genuine).)

[disagree]

Is it...?

[ she just. waves her hand as she takes another sip of her coffee. ]

Guess if your world doesn't have taxis and the like, you find your ways. Exercise can... can be good for you.

[ at least she's sobering up a little. ]

[mindthebass]

No horses either? You could get a horse...

(exercise is fine, what she's talking about sounds extremely hard...)

[disagree]

Why... would I ride a horse while drunk...?

[ that sounds insane, shin, ]

[mindthebass]

No, no, instead of walking everywhere, don't you have horses at home?

(PLEASE, DON'T RIDE A HORSE DRUNK.)

[disagree]

We do... But there's nothing wrong with walking. Why are you making this so complicated...

[ never miss leg day, she says! ]

ALFKJASKFLDA

[mindthebass]

I'm not making it complicated! I think it's amazing... And very difficult. I couldn't walk that much...

(have you seen him. HAVE YOU.)

[disagree]

Yes, I... I can tell.

[ those twinky legs of his can only carry him so far, smh ]

But having my own vehicle isn't that bad, I suppose. Only right now, it's in repairs. And thus I have no choice.

[ right... because SOMEONE totaled it. suddenly incensed at being reminded, she takes a few more swigs of her coffee. ]

[mindthebass]

(not offended, she's super right.)

... A car here wouldn't be a bad idea... I wonder how expensive they are...

[disagree]

You're going to... need a license first. Before you can worry about the budget.

[ isn't he new in town? he couldn't probably afford that right now. ]

[mindthebass]

... A license, really? I thought this place didn't care so much.

[disagree]

[ she raises a brow at that. you do realize you're talking to a cop, right ]

[mindthebass]

Don't give me that look... I look like this and I've never been carded.

[disagree]

You weren't... planning on drinking here, were you?

[ squiiiiiiiints ]

[mindthebass]

I already have. Don't worry, I'm of age. I just have one of those faces.

()

[disagree]

[ more staring, before she takes another sip of coffee. she's finally sobering up just in time for this. ]

...I'll be the judge of that. We do have archives of every single Lost Soul in the Department, you know.

[ that she may or may not have made up, but people from the department should vouch for her. ]

[mindthebass]

Feel free to look me up.

(if he shows uneasiness, that will make her actually do it, wouldn't it?)

[disagree]

[ she smiles and nods. guess we'll see! not too hard to spot a twink like him in the files. ]

Did the taxi arrive yet...?

[mindthebass]

(funny of her to ask, because his phone pings that it's arrived at their destination.)

Just outside! Don't die on the way, okay?

[disagree]

[ all right, that's her cue. at least she can... somehow get up on her own two feet now, albeit with a little wobble. ]

Not until I make you pay next time.

[ famous last words before she leaves the door. lordt. ]