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I'm just happy to he bere [CLOSED]

Who ⬤ Okada Izō, Sakamoto Ryouma, and Hizen Tadahiro
What ⬤ Three Tosa boys celebrating their promotions the Tosa way
When ⬤ Early May
Where ⬤ One of the many bars in Sutoku territory
Content Warnings ⬤ Three drunk idiots

[ Going to drink in Sutoku territory felt ... off, as off as the initial invitation from Ryouma felt. At least he's not going alone, but even Hizen coming along felt suspicious. Ryouma's up to something, isn't he? Sutoku territory guaranteed the drinks would be cheaper than anywhere else, at least, so they have that going for them.

Izō hesitates for a moment before opening the door to the fairly nondescript bar. He motions for Hizen to go ahead of him. ]

Here goes nothin', I guess...I give it two drinks before one of us wants t' punch him.

[ And that's being generous. ]

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(Annoying because Hizen still doesn't get what he did to earn it. He'd gotten his little promotion and left more confused than anything.)

Really dunno what the big deal is but...

(He raises his cup and knocks it back. He's already reaching for the bottle again to refill both is and Izo's. He'll even refill Ryouma's. Once. This time.)

Just remember you said you were paying. If you forget, I'll make you pay.

(He refuses to be left with anymore tabs in hell.)

[ ryouma knows exactly what he's doing and will never stop saying nice things so they better get used to dealing with it. he empties his own cup and then noisily cheers and applauds for them both because he can. ]

You don't give yourself enough credit is all. And don't you worry... if I can't pay, I don't drink. Wouldn't spoil a good reputation over that.

[ because reputation matters, especially these days. this does not stop him from doing and saying all the things he does and says but he makes it work?? somehow?? ]

You're both lucky though, 'cause I changed my mind but originally I'd been thinking something like party hats...

[ he was not but he's having fun. ]

[ Yes, he's just going to down the second drink Hizen thoughtfully poured for him. ]

If ya'd done that, I would've broken yer damn nose.

[ He's still thinking about it. ]

...But whatever. Thanks. I guess. For th' drinks.

Less talking.

(And more drinking! Another refill for Izo, another shot for himself, pour, repeat. Hizen Tadahiro drinks like a fish and he's going to get the most out of this. Nothing is going to ruin his mood. )

Didn't even know you guys were getting promotions and stuff. Wasn't your boss playing dead most of the time?

(Who?? Promoted Ryouma??? He assumes Toraguma also spoke to Izo. Who's idea was promoting Ryouma!!!)

Well, there's still a hierarchy. The Elders took over but I don't really like oversight if I can help it anyway. I guess they like what I'm doing so far..?

[ which is good because it'd be a bad time if he had to try and follow someone else's rules. he also has to keep up with the others when it comes to drinking because his pride as a tosa man is on the line here!! will he regret this later? possibly. probably?? ]

I guess I've been doin' good enough that th' boss paid attention.

[ It's just as much a surprise to him as it was to anyone. Well, no sense in disappointing the boss with his drinking habits. More is better! ]

Do they like what yer doin'? They gonna be happy with how nosy ya been? Tch...Imagine rewardin' someone like you with more responsibility.

(No, Hizen will not brag about his promotion because as far as he's concerned, it's just a work thing.)

Bet everything's all crazy now that the big bird's alive again.

(It's just the three of them. He can say whatever he wants to say, okay?)

They seem like the kinda person that'd like him. (The Daitengu is chaotic enough and seems to have something against #authority that he feels like they'd probably be a fan of Ryouma's work or something if they knew? Do they know? Hm.) And you got more work too, ya know.

(More drinks.)

Don't see why not... I'm jus' doin' what I always do, y' know? Doesn't matter what they call this place, I'm sure I can make a world where everyone can be happy here too. You watch!

[ he's partly through another cup when he pauses and grins at hizen. has he ever heard hizen talk this much or this easily? probably not. ryouma is pleased to see both of them enjoying themselves, but you really can't go wrong with good sake. ]

'Course they like me! They knew who I was an' everything! That's still kinda surprising though...

[ even if he made a name for himself in his own time it's still strange to know that people from other worlds and in the future know who he is. ]

It'd be more surprisin' if they didn't know ya...Everyone fuckin' knows ya.

[ Is that a hint of bitterness?

Perhaps. It's time to cover it up with another drink. ]

Pain in th' ass.

[ Affectionate??? ]

(Oh no.

Everyone's Tosaben is coming out. Even Hizen's, as light as it is right now which fits his more restrained attitude. It's obvious he isn't going to be a particularly lively spirit even after a few drinks. Since he's arrived, he's mostly just gotten sleepy, dozing off instead of dealing with his company but right now... he feels relaxed.

(Not that he'll ever admit it out loud. Or sober.))

'Course everyone knows you. (Just like Izo said. And ooooh he's going to lean over to get real close to Ryouma, hold out his hand and........ flick him in the forehead.) And don't go lettin' it get to your head either.

Ya didn't even have much to drink and you're already saying stupid shit... (Like how he's going to make Hell a happy place.) Get it together!

(HE IS NOT LETTING ANYONE RUIN THIS HE CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT A TIRED TIME.)

Well, it can't be helped! I missed the in-between time whenever that happened...

[ he's still laughing so this is a fact that doesn't really bother him. what is time anyway? ]

Eh?

[ this is when he notices hizen leaning closer and he thinks he's supposed to be leaning closer as well. is hizen going to tell him a secret? this just means he leans almost directly into the forehead flick himself. ]

Aw, how's it stupid? It's nothin' I never did before! I'm a perfectly legitimate businessman!

[ he is being completely overdramatic for effect and it shows. ]

Perfectly legitimate, my ass!

[ Izō barks a laugh and claps Hizen on the back. Yes, he's proud of his sword boy for being mean to Ryouma. Probably not a Hizen-approved way of showing it, but so what? ]

Yer jus' pullin' shady shit like ya always did!

(Way to make it easy, Ryouma... before he can even enjoy his act of violence, he's hit on the back though and he fumbles forward just slightly, planting his hand on the table and spilling his sake just a little as it splashes from the sudden movement.

He hisses out of reflex but he looks between Izo and Ryouma because unlike Hizen who is familiar with a different version of these two, these are are actually familiar with each other.

Picking up his shot, drinking it and just nodding in agreement because if Izo says it then it must be true. It's two against one at this meeting which doesn't really seem fair but! Life! Isn't! Fair!)

Mmm... and so what if I am? At the end of the day, I know what I'm workin' for.

[ whiny as ryouma was a minute ago for effect, he can declare this proudly. try harder!! ]

What's the problem with shady anyway? Is it about bein' sneaky? If I'm out-sneakin' ya maybe y'oughta try harder.

[ ~~step your game up mr. assassin-class servant.~~ a playful jab that could get him smacked by either one of them. it's fine. all in good fun! ]

[ It's nice to have someone back him up against Ryouma! Izō doesn't even mind that Hizen hissed at him -- only fair since he almost made Hizen spill his booze. He's lucky Hizen didn't take a swing at him, too for that.

He slaps Ryouma's chest with the back of his hand. ]

It ain't nothin' like that! Ya couldn't out-sneak me if ya fuckin' tried, Ryouma!

You ain't out-sneaking no one! (Gradually, little by little, his own accent begins to match the others. Not as strong but just as natural,) You're about as sneaky as a sumo wrestler.

(To them, at least. Dang, Ryouma didn't even have to do anything before they knew he was up to something. They probably knew before he even knew, to be honest.

He also pulls Izo back, away from Ryouma. There's a good yank on the back of his clothes and he scolds,)

Oi, settle down. (And shoving another drink right at him,) 'S too early for that.

(Enjoy the drinks a little more before we go shoving Ryouma around wow. They're all sharing the same brain cell and Hizen is trying(?) to be? Responsible? Still.)

Yeah? Y' know I used t' know a few. Taught me a few moves once.

[ he has no idea what the state of the drinks are right now but if hizen needs his drink topped off ryouma sees to it while he pours another for himself. ]

Anyway, the only reason I can tease ya 'bout that is 'cause I know I can't compare t' either of ya for real.

'Ey, cut it out!

[ Izō swats at Hizen, but it's mostly just a reaction to getting yanked back. Any real annoyance gets smoothed down quickly with a fresh drink. Yes, this is perfect. ]

Yeah, ya sure can't. Either of us'd kick yer ass anytime. Ain't that right?

(More drinks for everyone!!

He'd snap at Ryouma again but Izo is swatting at him so he just swats right back. God, are they talking about fighting now because--)

If he's using Mutsunokami, I'll kick both of their asses.

(Okay, they're actually pretty evenly matched back home with their own strengths and weaknesses but the thing Hizen has over Mutsunokami is his absolute willingness to relentlessly beat Mutsunokami into the ground whereas Mutsunokami is quick to call it quits before it gets too serious.)

Ohhh! That guy!

[ ryouma is leaning almost entirely over the table at this point. when did that happen? plus, he's gotten distracted from the talk of who-can-kick-whose-ass with the other thing. regardless, he's right here. ]

He never tells me nothin' 'bout that guy!

[ he's saying this to izō for some reason. ~~help.~~ ]

[ Has Hizen unintentionally started a slap fight with Izō? Yes, because Izō swats him right back. ]

Don't try an' get me t' help ya! I ain't on yer side. Maybe he'd tell ya more if ya weren't so shady!

[ Yes, he's dragging that back out. ]

(And he slaps right back again! It sure is a slap fight except now Ryouma's leaning across the table in his personal space so Hizen swats at him too! )

Just go look in a mirror!

(If Hizen is like Izo, it makes complete sense for Mutsunokami to be like Ryouma,)

Both of ya do stupid shit without thinking about others.

Really? But y' don't look anything like Izō.

[ he clearly isn't thinking and takes it literally.

he's also not going to dodge hizen now any more than he dodged when izō cut him once before — which is to say: not at all — but also swats right back at him because this is a stupid, harmless game!! ]

Besides, I think about other people all the time! That's all I think about!

[ Is Izō going to smack Ryouma for hitting back at Hizen? Yes. This is a three-way, extremely stupid slap fight. ]

An' that's part'a th' problem! Ya do shit for people an' they don't even want it!

(Why are they all slapping each other who started this??? He swats at Ryouma, bumps hands with Izo, and whacks at him too because he'll fight everyone equally.

Like a true gremlin though, he's half-standing when he leans over across teh table to put a hand right on Ryouma's forehead and mess up his hair. Yeah, yeah... if he forces the part this way and pushes back on this side he might look a little like this? He stares, eyes a little unfocused, brows knit close together, and hmmmmms for a long time. Instead of saying something, he just presses on Ryouma's head, pushing him back and settles back down again, grabbing another drink. Refills all around!!!)

Let's say...

(He groans, trying to put what he wants to say together,)

We're out in the mountains and a bear comes out. Y'know, real big and angry and everything. Ya can't go back 'cause there's a big ol' river but ya can't go ahead 'cause the bear's not letting ya go.

(Elbow on the table, sake cup in hand, pointing at Ryouma and Izo.)

How d'ya go?

(Is this a stupid question? Hell yeah it is but he's dead ass serious asking about it okay.)

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