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[stubboarn]

Who ⬤ Dimitri + whomever
What ⬤ September general catch-all + substory #2
When ⬤ [ hand gestures ]
Where ⬤ [ … hand gestures ]
Content Warnings ⬤ blanket tag for violence, will update as other things come up. note: this is dimitri's general log for the month, anything related to substory #4 will be in a different log (which i'll put up in a bit).




SPARRING

[ if you’ve expressed interest in sparring with Dimitri, he’ll eventually contact you with a date and time in a gym he’d booked with friends. (ooc note. Feel free to handwave having received this message at any point.) Dimitri will be here bright and early, excited to get going. ]


FOOD TRIP.

[ anytime after work hours, if you’re around the Tamamo area, you’ll find Dimitri in a local joint eating ramen by the sidestreets. Feel free to join him. He’s turning down the offer of sake from the waiters, but he’s having a lot of fun eating spicy noodles – because he can’t taste it, but it elevates his temperature enough to know that, well, it’s really spicy. ]

Amazing. I am in love with this dish.


SUBSTORY #2 – CAN’T DOWNLOAD

[ Dimitri has decided to lend his services to the man, which means he has a long-suffering look on his face as he gets yelled at by someone while he escorts it aside. ]

I know what I saw on your screen, and no self-respecting person would conduct research in such a manner under the Goddess’ eyes. Leave.

[ what fucking goddess are you talking about – ]

Enough.

[ Dimitri has also regained his strength – apparently he is now capable of lifting a man over and tossing him out into the gutters. He looks very surprised at this, the man traveling a considerable distance in his strength at throwing him. ] Oh dear. Oh dear.

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WILDCARD.

ooc. If you planned something 1on1 with me or just wanna wildcard a meeting, let me know!

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[stubboarn]

I've offered my aid to the owner for a little while, so I'm going to keep an eye out for repeat offenders in the store. I hope not to see him again.

[ dimitri crouches low on the ground to pick up some items that had dropped from the man when he lifted him up. a wallet without any identifiers or bills, and a pack of cigarettes. he puts them away in the mailbox of the business. ]

Do you need a computer?

[perfectdistance]

Hope the owner appreciates your help.

[Man, what exactly is a computer? He's gotten used to the phone devices but he hasn't really run into an occasion to see a full computer.]

... Yes?

[stubboarn]

I'm just happy to be of use to someone.

[ an awkward turn of phrase, but it is true. he enjoys helping people out. ]

No worries, I'll find you a booth you can use.

[ he goes in, and reserves one for him. luckily it's not too busy today, and dimitri is able to find a spot for him. he points to the instructions on the side. ]

That's how you log in. It's quite simple, really.

[perfectdistance]

[He has to wonder if this guy is okay, if he's saying that kind of thing to people... Ultimately he's just a stranger in another faction, but he kind of wants to check in on him.

He follows Dimitri in. Oh this place is so sketchy looking, but he takes his space and logs into the computer.]

Thanks for the help.

[And immediately the browser pops up with porn.

He closes it as fast as he can, but more and more windows pop up.]

H-help. [How does he make this stop??]

[stubboarn]

[ dimitri narrows his eyes at him. he's pretty sure nobody's touched this computer yet, which means - ]

I see. I didn't know you were that kind of person.

[perfectdistance]

I am not this sort of person. [Embarrassed, flustered, blushing, just barely keeping himself from yelling.] I wanted to know how these things worked.

[stubboarn]

[ well then if you're not the cause, why computer horny. clearly it's not the computer, that'd be silly. this is what happens when two luddites are pitted against technology.

dimitri folds his arms over his chest. ]

Do you need a moment? I'll have to direct you to the restrooms on the second floor. I can't have you making a scene in public. That's what I threw the other gentleman out into the gutters for.

[perfectdistance]

[Sometimes computers get some wild viruses, not that Nero has any idea about how that works. He's a wizard, and not the computer kind.]

No.

[He is trying to close the windows, but they're popping up faster than he imagined they could.]

You know what. Never mind. I'm just. I'm gonna go.

[How does he turn it off???]

[stubboarn]

You can't leave it the way it is. It's rude to do so, and the owner will make you pay for having broken it. I don't have the money to help you out.

[ dimitri starts going thru each of the drawers. ]

Things usually have a manual. Perhaps we can find one and figure out how to make it stop ...?

[perfectdistance]

[Did it some how start like this? Was it cured? This is hell, it could've been. Why would anybody curse an electronic like this...]

I'm pretty sure it started out this way.

[Ah well, he'll go along with Dimitri, looking for some kind of book to help them.]

Do you think it's a large book? [Would it be kept here, or would it be somewhere else?]

apologies for slow!!!!!!

[stubboarn]

I don't know.

[ he turns off the screen. ]

If we leave that up, people will look at us weirdly. [ he glances at him. ] And then I'll tell them I don't know who you are at all.

[ kidding! unless ... ]

I'll ask the owner. Perhaps he knows.

no worries!

[perfectdistance]

[At least they don't have to look at it anymore. Screens can be turned off with that little button. Nero has gained one small piece of knowledge.]

That's fair.

[He would also leave somebody out to dry if he thought they were a weird perv.]

Okay. I'll stay here and make sure nobody uses it. [Or steals it.]

[stubboarn]

[ he chats with the owner and finds no solution at all. he brings back a manual, which is really more like a 'general use' manual than 'how to clean viruses' manual. he brings it back to him, flips it open to the page about viruses and cleaning the computer, and points it to him. ]

If you try and follow the pictures, maybe that will stop the flow of pornographic material that you've unleashed.

[perfectdistance]

It was already like this when I got here.

[and he will keep saying this, because as far as he knows, it's true.

For now, he will open the text and start going through the indexes. "Managing Disks", "Ejecting Disks", "Using Font Mover to Claim More Space on a Disk".

Hm.

He understands nothing.]