[open] the beat is insincere

[no_kyouken]

Who ⬤ Majima & Open
What ⬤ September 2022 Substories + Etc
Content Warnings ⬤ Cross dress, violence, alcohol, mental illness, probably smut somewhere.

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[crimsonhorizon]

I only grew up in the desert, I should very well hope so.

[Kids don't fight at the work meeting.]

[frogmarched]

I grew up in a rural Japanese town, but it doesn't make me an expert on mountains.

[He's gonna fight at the work meeting.]

[crimsonhorizon]

Of course not, you probably never left them.

[KIDS. YOUR DAD BOSS IS RIGHT THERE.]

[no_kyouken]

[ Children... If he could reach you both, he'd slap your heads. ]

Enough.

[ And more to the point: ]

There are some horses around, but they ain't been out in th'wastes any more than th'rest of us.

[crimsonhorizon]

[HE STARTED IT--

Right no professional face on deep breath.]

...Mm...Not good for the group, then. I don't think I'd have the time to train them.

[She is being polite and not bringing up she's not sure any of the rest of y'all know the right end of a horse to steer.]

[no_kyouken]

Pick it up when this is done. Right now we got time t'outfit a truck an' figure out how much folks can carry.

[ He looks back at his list of potential supplies. He really needs weight estimates next to all these... So he starts scribbling them out, checking his phone where he needs to. ]

[crimsonhorizon]

[...Kind of peering at the list.]

Instead of hats or...helmets, a cloak is better. Places like this are hot during the day and cold at night, and often windy. Something that can cover your mouth and most of your body from the sun works best.

[Helping!]

[no_kyouken]

[ He takes down her notes. The only way to conquer something he knows nothing about is to listen carefully to the people who do. He's not too proud to learn something, especially not if it gets him where he's going. ]

Before I strike down all yer helmets... who's gonna be able to take a blow t'the head an' walk it off?

[crimsonhorizon]

[...Give her a second to swallow her initial snarky response. Alphen's not even at this meeting!]

...Right, I probably can't anymore.

[She dislikes this!]

[no_kyouken]

Then I want ya in one, might save yer life.

[ Majima has oni strength and regenerative snake powers at this point in his life... He will be fine. ]

[crimsonhorizon]

Yes, sir...

[SHE HATES THIS, DAD. SHE HATES NOT BEING A DEMIGOD ANYMORE???]

[frogmarched]

[boooo he was totally being productive. Except he wasn't.

He huffs a bit at the chastisement, but at least he did actually shut up. He can't really bite back about the helmet thing, after all.]

[watermemory]

[ Minato shoots Eiichi a crooked smile, probably the first one he's made in this meeting. ]

[ In an undertone, while Tsubaki and Majima are talking: ] What do you think, Kawase? Could you ride a raptor?

[frogmarched]

[He crosses his arms, looking at Minato with an angry pout.]

'Raptor'...? Isn't that some sort of bird creature? How am I supposed to know.

[Grumble grumble.]

[watermemory]

Dangle from their talons, perhaps? It'd make traversing the wastelands so much faster, going as the crow flies.

[ problem: where are they going to find a giant bird ]

[frogmarched]

In that case, it would take barely a day to get as far as Iron Bear's base must be... but we could just as easily be dropped and end up a smear on the dirt.

[maybe we don't go trying to tame a giant bird????]