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jigokumods ([personal profile] jigokumods) wrote in [community profile] jigokulogs2022-09-13 10:57 am

September 2022 Mingle!





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The influx of fresh Lost Souls means the factions need to have a little welcoming party for them. So some recreational activities are in order. All Lost Souls will receive a message from their respective faction leaders with orders to go have some fun.



Shuten - WEENIES ON PARADE


Shuten Clan newbies will be summoned to the Arena, which has been set up with a very different kind of fight than usual. The members of the Shuten Clan do nothing by half-measures. Partying, drinking, and eating are all encouraged to excess. This time they're inviting new recruits to test their mettle in various eating contests. You'll need nerves of steel and a stomach of iron to succeed. Hot dogs, marshmallows, pizza, lobster rolls, breakfast cereals, rice, and more are all on offer.

See how much you can eat and try not to get sick! Competitive eating is a messy, disgusting affair, regardless of the emergency buckets stationed strategically throughout the building.

If you're feeling especially ballsy, you can take on the biggest onis and other youkai by teaming up with your fellow Shutens. They're all confident enough to take that bet.

Glory, prize money, and antacids to the winners. Shame to the losers – they'll be run through town in weenie costumes.

Better eat up 🙂


Tamamo - ALL NIGHT LONG


The newest Tamamo recruits are summoned to a local gymnasium. Strangely, rather than sports equipment laid out on the court, there are a number of light futons, blankets, and pillows. Everyone will be sorted into one of two yukata patterns – one purple and one blue – and sent to their respective sides of the court to lie down in bed and pull up the covers.

It is then that the referee will explain the rules of competitive pillow fighting. When the whistle blows, jump up and grab one of the authorized pillows at the center of the court. It's a game much like dodgeball, but the goal is to hit the opposing team's king with a pillow from your half of the court. Team members use blankets and sometimes their bodies to protect their king.

There will be a few rounds, and you can rotate who is king at your discretion. Protect them with your life! Or whatever. Star players will receive a bonus and a coupon to one of the best Tamamo spas.

When the competitive stuff is done, the sleepover proper will begin. There will be liquor, sodas, and light snacks for everyone while movies are projected onto a screen late into the morning. The movies range from classic dramas and romances to outrageous yokai comedies.


Sutoku - GROSSERY GANG


The Alliance has found themselves in the possession of an entire truckload's worth of reject children's toys. Ever the opportunist, the Daitengu has assigned the project of inventorying and trashing the particularly offensive ones to the new guys.

Of course, you're expected to play with a few of them as well. Maybe one of them is decently fun, and they could sell the rest, you know? Many of these toys are gross out bathroom humor in nature, and spit water randomly at anyone who loses their round. The Daitengu has thoughtfully provided a selection of alcohol to make this game a little more adult friendly. Toys that lack the appropriate spitting mechanism can still be played over shots, really, go nuts.

While you 'work', there will be plenty of motivating music piped into the warehouse. The sound quality is not great, but they tried?

Everyone who sorts through a decent amount of toys will get a little extra pay, although who is really paying that much attention to who's doing what here?

Credit where it's due: We turned kids toys into drinking games


Enma - BREAKING THE ICE


Welcome to the Department of the Enma. New Lost Soul recruits will be summoned to a large conference room in Kaigo no Bou, which has been outfitted with a variety of buffet table offerings and tables which seat between 5 - 6 people comfortably. You are invited to fill your plates at your discretion, the craft services people are used to feeding bottomless yokai stomachs and the food will not run out.

Clipboards with a variety of icebreaker questions have been provided at each table. The pens have assuredly been firmly affixed to the clipboard. Please return them together.

Every 30 minutes Captain Shiki will blow her whistle to signal that you are to migrate to another table with fresh companions. You are, indeed, being forced to get to know your coworkers, lucky you. This isn't tedious at all.

Pick a few of the questions below to answer, and get chatting. Or Captain Shiki may come over to stare at you with intense disapproval. You can't get away with just zoning out to that sweet smooth jazz playing overhead!



All Factions - THE GIFT OF SONG


Did you all enjoy having some of your wishes granted? Well, so did a flock of those annoying magpie! They asked for the gift of music. These feathered nuisances, however, have fallen in love with an old school metal band. That is all they will be singing for the foreseeable future! Different members of the flock have taken up different instrumentals and vocals for the track, spread out across electrical wires and rooftops, singing their favorite rockin' tune to the skies!

Lost Souls have been asked to please catch them and get them to knock it off, they are truly annoying everyone, across all factions.

Should you catch these musical magpies, and not one of the other clans, they will tell you their sorry tale! They love this band, but the group broke up years ago. All the magpie want is for their favorite old dudes to be reunited to jam with them, one more time!

The old dudes are out there in the city, but who knows why they broke up and if they can even be convinced out of retirement. Good luck, if you succeed your boss will give you a favorable bonus, which would be a great boon to a newbie just getting settled.

In the meantime:

Shabadabadia
Shabadabadia
Babababa
Babababa
Babababa


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potensum: ( by potensum; do not take ) (Default)

[personal profile] potensum 2022-09-16 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh it's his NEW SON in the flesh (decided, in his head)!! ]

Huh?

[ he looks at his plate - a far cry from the serving bradley has on his own, and winces with disgust. ]

Is that all you're eatin'? That's not enough!
inspiteful: (skylark101)

[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-16 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
This is plenty, though? I'm not trying to win or anything.

[ He's not joining in on the competition! This is just right! ]
potensum: <user name=mizu> (pic#15934588)

[personal profile] potensum 2022-09-17 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ he will reach over to the ring and pick another plate of a hearty serving of the same of whatever lark has on his plate and give it to him. ]

You need to eat more if you wanna grow up big and strong.
inspiteful: (Just pray; hope; lose!)

[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-17 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Noooooo this is what he wanted to avoid! He's gonna try and not take that extra plate.. ]

But I don't have room for this much...

[ It's such a waste of food? ]
potensum: ( by potensum; do not take ) (Default)

[personal profile] potensum 2022-09-17 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he will take the plate because bradley will not relent. ]

Sure you do. You haven't even tried yet!
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[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-17 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sir you're being like his sisters whenever they have celebration parties, except he's less sure how to deal with this??? What the hell can he do with this plate besides try to push it back? ]

Sure I don't and I know 'cause my sisters do this to me whenever we have a party or banquet!
potensum: <user name=mizu> (pic#15934629)

[personal profile] potensum 2022-09-17 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ okay, that makes him stop pushing the plate. ]

You've got sisters? ...Are they cute?
inspiteful: (skylark106)

[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-17 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, to say the least? I think most people would say they're beautiful or gorgeous instead.

[ And people are willing to spend some truly eyewatering amounts of money to spend time with them, among other things, so he feels that also counts for something. ]

Also, they aren't here. [ Why else does anyone ask him if his sisters are cute? ]
potensum: ( by potensum; do not take ) (Default)

[personal profile] potensum 2022-09-17 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he was already wrapping an arm around lark's shoulders, but after his explanation he deflates a little. SIGHS. ]

Kid, you can't just say you have bombshell sisters then tell me they ain't here. You gain nothing from blueballin' me. Just tell me they're ugly and kill my hopes in one fell swoop.
inspiteful: (skylark101)

[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-17 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What, so you want me to lie to you and misrepresent my sisters?

[ How do you live with the knowledge that there are a ton of pretty women out there in the world, sir? At this point he's accepting that this arm is around his shoulder and he'll worry about how he's gonna get out of this if he feels sufficiently uncomfortable later. ]
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[personal profile] potensum 2022-09-17 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care anymore.

[ he pulls him a little closer to stare at his face. this kid is too good for shuten. if his guardians aren't taking care of him, he should kill them. then again, he doesn't know just how long this kid has survived here, so maybe that's the next thing he has to find out. ]

How long you've been here?
inspiteful: (skylark109)

[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-17 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...Why is he staring? What's he trying to figure out?

(The good news is he's 1. pretty independent and 2. his roomies are decent people. He owes quite a bit to Hizen in particular.

Please ignore that tonight said roomies are going to be making some Questionable Decisions.) ]


A little over two months, give or take a few days [ Speaking of which, it bugs him how some months are longer than others here, what the hell? ]
Edited 2022-09-17 22:33 (UTC)
potensum: <user name=mizu> (pic#15934496)

[personal profile] potensum 2022-09-17 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That long, huh.

[ hm........ ]

So if your sisters aren't here, are there any hot girls around? You must have seen a few by now.
inspiteful: (Just suffer; cower; grieve!)

[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-17 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Should you really be asking me this?

[ He's not gonna help facilitate you trying to pick up ladies, Brad. ]
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[personal profile] potensum 2022-09-17 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't I just ask?

If you don't know any, just say so. Or if you're into any of 'em, I'll keep my hands off just for you.
inspiteful: (pic#14715356)

[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-17 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Did you want to see someone choke on air Bradley, because that's happening right now. ]

Absolutely not!

[ Was he answering the first question or the second one? Yes. ]
Edited 2022-09-17 22:56 (UTC)
potensum: ( by potensum; do not take ) (Default)

[personal profile] potensum 2022-09-17 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it a guy? I'll keep my hands off, too.

[ sorry he straight-coded you??? don't sound too offended, geez. ]
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[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-17 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I'm not interested in anyone! Why would you assume that?!

[ His face is turning red though, because this is so sudden and embarrassing? ]
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[personal profile] potensum 2022-09-17 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You're young. You're at that age, right?

Don't you want to kiss everything that moves?
inspiteful: (pic#13795270)

[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-17 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Idonot!

[ Is this how he dies? From mortification as he tries to dodge having to acknowledge hormones? ]
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[personal profile] potensum 2022-09-17 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he laughs boisterously, patting his shoulder a little harder than he should. ]

I'm just teasin' ya, kid. But if you do like someone, let me know so I don't accidentally put the moves on them.
inspiteful: (Just show off; hate; betray!)

[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-17 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If his hands weren't occupied then he'd be putting his face on them right now, so instead he's just giving off the energy of someone who'd be doing that right now. ]

Somehow I doubt that'll ever happen...