( open ) you doing anything to keep her by your side

[disagree]

Who ❄️ Eula and you!
What ❄️ July catchall. Substories, mingle things, Eula getting white-girl wasted again.
When ❄️ July duh
Where ❄️ Around town
Content Warnings ❄️ Copious amounts of alcohol. The rest is TBA.


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[perfectdistance]

Eastern Country, from the City of Rain.

[That's partially true, and partially false. But it's mostly true.]

The wine's great.

[disagree]

Eastern Country...

[ that'd be liyue, if we're talking about teyvat's geography. but she assumes that he came from a wholly different world at this point, so she'll let that slide for now. ]

I'm glad you think so. The City of Mondstadt's famous for its alcohol, and its dandelion wine has always been our crown jewel. [ a small smile as she takes another sip. ] Do you see what else catches your eye?

[ there's a lot to choose from. ]

[perfectdistance]

I can see why.

[Good wine is an excellent attraction.

Liyue does not have a City of Rain, though maybe they should consider it.]

The seafood soup looks appetizing. Is that a whole crab?

[There's something very fun about having a whole crab in a single serving of anything.]

[disagree]

[ it does often rain near dihua marsh if that counts for anything...

she spots the soup he indicated, and laughs. ]

Yes, it's Calla Lily Seafood Soup. There's crab, mint, and a local flower called the Calla Lily. It has a rather refreshing taste.

[ hmm. ]

Come to think of it, I hadn't sat down for a proper dinner in quite a while.

[perfectdistance]

If you're not too busy, wanna join me? Important to eat properly.

[Because that does sound delicious and having a meal with company sounds nice.]

[disagree]

[ oh, an invitation...! ]

Certainly. What do you recommend?

[perfectdistance]

I mean... this is the food from your home. So the seafood soup and the wine? Feel like they'll pair pretty well.

[disagree]

What about adding a dish from your homeland, then? To make it fair, of course.

[perfectdistance]

Dessert's probably better. [The entire crab in the seafood soup will likely have them feeling very full.] The starry parfait's really good.

[Very pretty. Might actually be the correct time of year for it too.]

[disagree]

[ she hesitates. ]

It doesn't have any of that stardust, does it?

[perfectdistance]

There's some star shaped decorations. If they made it right, there shouldn't be.

[disagree]

The keyword there is "if".

[ nonetheless, she acquiesces. ]

Show me where they make these.

[perfectdistance]

[ Absolutely anything could be spiked.

But he'll lead her over to the parfaits. They're very cute and very blue with a big heaping helping of whipped cream. ]

What d'ya think?

[disagree]

...It's adorable.

[ too adorable for this knight's, well, knightly image. ]

Do you think we should share it?

[perfectdistance]

[Knights deserve cute things, like adorable blue drinks.]

Yeah. Between everything else we're eating sharing a dessert'll be good for our wallets.

[disagree]

[ he... wants to share..........

er-hem. she clears her throat. ]

Fair enough. One parfait big enough for the two of us, please.

[perfectdistance]

[The parfait is put into an extra large cup, topped with an extra helping of whipped cream and some cute star sprinkles.

He'll pick it up.]

's there a free table somewhere?

[disagree]

[ eula cants her head at a table that's been recently cleared, and carried their tray full of food over there before sitting down. but before they dig in -- ]

You still haven't told me your name yet.

[perfectdistance]

My bad.

Nero Turner. Uh... Tamamo faction. [He does not know if that's a thing he has to say or not but he is wearing the pin.

He'll head over to the space she indicated.]

[disagree]

You're... Tamamo?

[ HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT THOUGH.... ]

[perfectdistance]

[He looks so awkward.

Listen! He knows!!!!]

[disagree]

[ jiiiiiiiiiiiiii ]

Well, it doesn't matter. The Tamamo Clan can take in anyone they want, and it's not as though the Department has any standards either.

[ she's just shittalking at this point, but little does she know that there are literal serial killers in their ranks, so. ]

[perfectdistance]

[Please, he didn't ask for this!!!!

He cannot tell if this is a diss on himself or on the Department or somehow both.]

Don't like your coworkers or what?

[disagree]

Some of them are... tolerable.

[ like barton. norimune. julieta. she does like some of her coworkers on that level, but-- ]

But you must understand that we are simply held together by sticks and stones at this point. You were there when the Enma himself had made that announcement, correct?

[perfectdistance]

[Oh yeah, Barton's great! He hasn't met the others in person, but he would Strongly Agree on Barton.]

Yeah. If I'm being honest, one of the worst speeches I've heard in a while.