Catch-All

[getting_better]

Who ⬤ Bishop + You
What ⬤ May Substories + Event
When ⬤ May
Where ⬤ All over the damn city
Content Warnings ⬤ blood, fighting for shuten things

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[psionicmolotov]

[ Kimmuriel didn't even realize the guy running around like a maniac was his contact at first; he's moving from place quickly enough that the drow, going about his business, just sort of tunes it out.

But, well, when he's actually trying to look at things it becomes significantly more of a nuisance. Bishop will find a closed umbrella smacking his leg as he leaps through a market stall, and Kimmuriel giving him a glare as its source; whether that will actually stop him is, uh. Debatable. ]

What is the matter with you? [ Is there something in the water?? ]

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[getting_better]

Aaaaaghhhh!

[ His body sort of froze as leapt, causing to fall and unceremoniously roll to a crashing stop as he held his leg. ]

Owowowowowowowowowowowowowow! That smarts! Hey what's your deal, asshole!

[ He says swinging behind him in a fit of rage, heavy accent coming out only to stop to see who it is. ]

Oh. Hi. What?

[ He asks as if he weren't hopping around like a loon. ]

[psionicmolotov]

What do you mean, 'what'? You are the one running around all over the place. And interfering with my business, I might add.

[ Speaking of which, he's gonna pay for his mushrooms before something else weird happens, so he'll just conduct that transaction while he's talking. ]

[getting_better]

[ He turns to the stall and to the startled customers, the curious onlookers, and the annoyed clerk before standing. ]

How am I interfering? I've stopped three pickpockets, two hustlers, one bullying, and a drug dealer. And that was just in the last three hours!

[ He says this while twitching and accompanied by gestures fitting for what he just described. ]

I've been nothing but a contributing upstanding member of society. Also are those mushrooms? I know a great recipe for mushroom and bacon soup.

[psionicmolotov]

Do you expect that listing your deeds will impress me? [ He sort of holds his bag of mushrooms conspicuously away from Bishop like he's expecting the human to snatch them and go haring off again.

Which, like, Bishop IS giving off that vibe, so. ] What I will be doing with these is none of your business.

And you just leapt through a stall. Never mind all your other... [ Gestures disdainfully ] ..activities. Surely this cannot be normal for you.

[getting_better]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~ But sooouuppp~

[ He's staring intently at the bag now, and if his imaginationg could be broadcasted it's showing all the ingredients he'd need and the way he'd prepare them as if he were on a childrens TV show. ]

Oh yeah, I know. I ate one of those mochi that reeeeaaaaally suspicious gyokuto was handing out and the next thing I know, I'm moving - like - twenty times faster. Or maybe everything is slower? Hey! Quick check! When I do this am I super quick??

[ And he starts to do jazz hands at a normal pace that's expected from a human but this one just has the right amoung of MANIC to it. ]

[psionicmolotov]

If you wish to have soup, buy your own. [ Don't freeload off his mushrooms, buddy, they're not yours. ]

You are flailing around like a fool, as you have been for the length of this conversation. I see no change in your motions whatsoever, speed or otherwise. [ That's a no. ] Clearly whatever you ate does not grant you increased intellect.

[getting_better]

[ They can be his. If he shares. ]

Damn. I was hoping I'd super fa-!!

[ He pauses and looks to his right, then bolts from his position - leaping over another stall, climbing over a barrier, across a wall which he leapt off of to tackle a yokai to the ground. ]

Surprise, motherfucker!

[ The yokai was dressed in a way you'd expect of pick pockets or burglars, cap, cargo pants, and a dark jacket. Bishop brought him and began to frisk - eventually finding several wallets on this yokai. ]

Leathery gold! You're under arrest bitch!