Catch-All

[getting_better]

Who ⬤ Bishop + You
What ⬤ May Substories + Event
When ⬤ May
Where ⬤ All over the damn city
Content Warnings ⬤ blood, fighting for shuten things

Comments

[psionicmolotov]

Do you expect that listing your deeds will impress me? [ He sort of holds his bag of mushrooms conspicuously away from Bishop like he's expecting the human to snatch them and go haring off again.

Which, like, Bishop IS giving off that vibe, so. ] What I will be doing with these is none of your business.

And you just leapt through a stall. Never mind all your other... [ Gestures disdainfully ] ..activities. Surely this cannot be normal for you.

[getting_better]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~ But sooouuppp~

[ He's staring intently at the bag now, and if his imaginationg could be broadcasted it's showing all the ingredients he'd need and the way he'd prepare them as if he were on a childrens TV show. ]

Oh yeah, I know. I ate one of those mochi that reeeeaaaaally suspicious gyokuto was handing out and the next thing I know, I'm moving - like - twenty times faster. Or maybe everything is slower? Hey! Quick check! When I do this am I super quick??

[ And he starts to do jazz hands at a normal pace that's expected from a human but this one just has the right amoung of MANIC to it. ]

[psionicmolotov]

If you wish to have soup, buy your own. [ Don't freeload off his mushrooms, buddy, they're not yours. ]

You are flailing around like a fool, as you have been for the length of this conversation. I see no change in your motions whatsoever, speed or otherwise. [ That's a no. ] Clearly whatever you ate does not grant you increased intellect.

[getting_better]

[ They can be his. If he shares. ]

Damn. I was hoping I'd super fa-!!

[ He pauses and looks to his right, then bolts from his position - leaping over another stall, climbing over a barrier, across a wall which he leapt off of to tackle a yokai to the ground. ]

Surprise, motherfucker!

[ The yokai was dressed in a way you'd expect of pick pockets or burglars, cap, cargo pants, and a dark jacket. Bishop brought him and began to frisk - eventually finding several wallets on this yokai. ]

Leathery gold! You're under arrest bitch!