[open] a real nightmare

[no_kyouken]

Who ⬤ Majima (Shuten) & Open
What ⬤ May Substories, etc
Content Warnings ⬤ Cross dress, violence, alcohol, probably smut somewhere.

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[demonrebel]

You don't say?

[He asks before giving the salad a try. It's your classic spring salad with a slight lemon zest. This is probably the healthiest thing Dante has eaten in a year.]

After tonight's meal I'll probably be broke.

[He jokes while idly thinking a about ordering dessert for the two of them later. Does Majima like lemon custards? Dante sure does but then again, he likes anything sugary and sweet. He has the palate of a child sometimes hence his fondness for ice cream.]

Ice cream is always on the menu for me, but what I really want is a classic strawberry sundae.

[no_kyouken]

When we were sixteen, yeah.

[ They had grown into betting beers and the like when they got a little older, but on a hot summer day ice cream did just fine. ]

Gets fuckin' hot in Tokyo in th'summer.

[ He keeps is tone clear and breezy despite how uncomfortable it makes him to mention Saejima. But he just won't say anything he doesn't want to, his go to tactic with his very long list of things he simply does not speak about. He takes a few bites before his eye flicks up with a smirk, ]

What, ya already blew that raise?

[ Majima stashes most of his own money with his girlfriend, so that the snake can't spend it all on booze. It's really the most obnoxious part about Chijoku, he takes his turn at the wheel and spends every yen that Majima has in his wallet. So they just work around it. ]

Don't worry, I'll spot ya for yer sundae.

[demonrebel]

[Dante doesn't know much about Tokyo but he can imagine how hot it can get over there. It's one of the busiest major cities in the world, after all. While Redgrave is rather similar to real-world London in many aspects, it's definitely not half as populated as Tokyo. Even Dante himself had the luxury of growing up in the suburbs of Redgrave and not the city proper.]

Eh, I didn't blow through everything. [He states with a somewhat nervous chuckle.] I just wanted to splurge a little, you know?

I can manage my money just fine.

[He can barely keep a straight face after saying that. Dante is acutely aware of his spending habits. Money always flows away from him, not towards him.]

Aw, thanks! See, I knew you were sweet on me.

[no_kyouken]

It'd just be a pity if ya went hungry.

[ If his own demon is a nigh on bottomless pit for food and drink, he imagines Dante is the same. Always a little bit hungry, Majima is just very good at ignoring it. He eats peaceably and refuses to let the rude ass snake rush him. ]

Watch out about borrowin' from th'clan, they'll charge ya interest until yer bled out.

[ He notes this blithely, without much judgment. People can blow their money how they want, but the yakuza are always waiting to inflate that debt ten fold. ]