April Catch-All

[getting_better]

Who Bishop + others
What Catch-All
When April
Where Various
Content Warnings Violence

Comments

[getting_better]

I had to follow one of those crazy psychos around for five days while I was Havana. Turned out he was cooking and selling new kinds of ecstasy he called "the Words of God". His preaching was code for what kind he had on him that day. I had to listen to him for hours.

[ Sent that guy straight to hell, that he did. ]

Anyway, I overheard twiddle dee and twiddle numbnuts over yonder about keeping me in here for twenty four hours. Maybe twelve if I behave. Think I'll get it?

[ But when he woke up, he chose gremlin. ]

[demonrebel]

That explains it.

[His wry smirk only widens as he starts inspecting the bars. There's nothing particularly fancy about this ugly gray jail cell. Just a slabs of concrete with steel bars for the most part. Nothing too out of the ordinary considering that this prison doesn't even have surveillance cameras. A thoughtful hum escapes Dante as he wraps his hand around one of the bars.]

If you behave? [He shoots Bishop a glance as he tightens his grip on the bars.] We both know that's not happening, right?

[Dante lets out a soft grunt as he slowly starts to crush the steel bars within his barehand. It would've been much easier if he was in his devil form but he's a little underpowered right now. However, Dante can still bend steel relatively easily.]

Just give me a few seconds--

[getting_better]

What?

[ He looks at the bars and hear the distinct protesting sound of metal against force. ]

Wait! Wait! No! Stop!

[ He leans in to whisper. ]

I'm in here because I was harboring kappa. Kappa that are still in here somewhere. If I leave then these coppers might slap 'em with something.

[ Then he rolls his eyes and sighs. ]

Plus, I know someone here and if I leave, she's gonna be twice as angry with me - if that's possible - and I'm not prepare to deal with that.