Who ⬤ Skylark and various What ⬤ Closed starters and catch-all for September/October When ⬤ Late September/October Where ⬤ Various Content Warnings ⬤ None so far
[ wow imagine saying "i promise" like it's nothing. fuck you kid, flexing like that.
it does break his heart a little that lark is willing to listen to nero, though. he knows it's not the kid's fault, but he sort of wanted someone that would spread the bradnero gospel around.
if anything, there's something he does have to ask lark, though. ]
...Hey, kid. Are the people you're stayin' with treatin' you right?
["I promise" has always held so much more weight to a wizard than anyone else. It also doesn't mean nearly as much from somebody who isn't a wizard, but he'll accept this. For now.
Realistically there's not that much of a problem if people here know they're involved. The problem is what if they remember it when they go home?]
You do look a bit skinny. [Your arms!] Ask me for a meal to take home if you need one.
[ Skylark would not be surprised if Brad didn't know he was a cook, he's only seen him around occasionally himself. He has resigned himself to Bradley just doing this to him, he guesses. ]
I mean...I don't think I could ever beat Mr. Nero in terms of experience, but I can try to make fried chicken for you if you really want some...? And Mr. Nero's a good teacher.
[ gasps... FRIED CHICKEN!!!! and also he called nero a good teacher!?
brad grins, letting go of lark and wraps an arm around nero's shoulders instead! ]
You hear that, boss? You're a good teacher! [ you could overtake faust and teach the eastern babies magic and crime 101 instead! ] Your underling here definitely respects you, so how 'bout it? Think you could teach him how to make fried chicken just like yours!?
Only when it comes to this sorta stuff. [ And thievery. He can't be a good magic teacher, he just zones out of every single lecture. Please understand Nero is very lazy sometimes. ]
We were moving into the entrees. Fried chicken isn't gonna go away. You ready to learn tomorrow?
[ Skylark just...watches the two of them, and even putting aside the incident that started this whole mess, they act so familiar with each other that Lark has to wonder a few things. Something to file away for later. ]
Of course. [ He wouldn't take this job if he wasn't ready to learn! ] Though, uh...Mr. Bradley, why do you make this sound like a gang?
[ while nero's talking, all through while skylark is talking as well, brad has been annoyingly pressing his head against nero's, giddy as can be. not since their gang days has he been able to be this open with skinship towards nero in front of other people. purr purr goes the feral cat. ]
I told ya, I'm the boss of a deadly [ forcefully disbanded ] gang. If I'm working for Nero, that makes him my boss during the day, which makes us both his underlings.
[ He would normally be pushing Brad away, because this makes it very obvious that something is going on between them. But Lark caught them making out, so it's not like this is worse, even if his face is slowly starting to heat up. ]
The restaurant isn't part of a gang, it just a normal restaurant.
(It's not like Crane didn't sometimes drape on him like some kind of feral cat when they're alone, her head against his shoulder, or he held her hand when they were out and about together, or he came home to find that she'd already claim his hammock so all he could do is squeeze in with her and they'd snuggle up—
Hm. Let's put this thought aside. Pursuing it any further feels dangerous. Even smack his own face a little bit so he focuses. ) ]
Oh, is that why you told me to call you Boss? [ He means Bradley. Sir why did you threaten him to basically join your gang in the first conversation. ] And...well, Mr Nero is my boss, but I wouldn't call him toa-kor.
Is Bradley remembering that he put Nero as his second if anything ever happened to him? Did he fail to remember that sent Nero into a panic spiral that ended with Brad in jail? Or are they both just trying not to talk about that?
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...I see. If you really don't want anyone else to know, then I promise I won't tell anyone else, Mr. Nero.
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it does break his heart a little that lark is willing to listen to nero, though. he knows it's not the kid's fault, but he sort of wanted someone that would spread the bradnero gospel around.
if anything, there's something he does have to ask lark, though. ]
...Hey, kid. Are the people you're stayin' with treatin' you right?
[ are they feeding you???????????? ]
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Realistically there's not that much of a problem if people here know they're involved. The problem is what if they remember it when they go home?]
You do look a bit skinny. [Your arms!] Ask me for a meal to take home if you need one.
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...And then they're fussing over him now? Huh? Huh??? ]
They're treating me perfectly fine, and I'm eating fine too. ...In fact I usually end up making dinner if I'm not working the evening shift...
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Yeah? You can cook?
[ he wraps an arm around lark's shoulders, lowering to his level! ]
Do you think you could cook better than Nero? I'll give you a hint: nobody can! But hey, if you know how to make fried chicken, I'll try it out.
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[Actually, maybe Brad doesn't know since he takes the deliveries out and only hangs around after and before work.]
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I mean...I don't think I could ever beat Mr. Nero in terms of experience, but I can try to make fried chicken for you if you really want some...? And Mr. Nero's a good teacher.
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brad grins, letting go of lark and wraps an arm around nero's shoulders instead! ]
You hear that, boss? You're a good teacher! [ you could overtake faust and teach the eastern babies magic and crime 101 instead! ] Your underling here definitely respects you, so how 'bout it? Think you could teach him how to make fried chicken just like yours!?
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We were moving into the entrees. Fried chicken isn't gonna go away. You ready to learn tomorrow?
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Of course. [ He wouldn't take this job if he wasn't ready to learn! ] Though, uh...Mr. Bradley, why do you make this sound like a gang?
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I told ya, I'm the boss of a deadly [ forcefully disbanded ] gang. If I'm working for Nero, that makes him my boss during the day, which makes us both his underlings.
[ but only during the day :) ]
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The restaurant isn't part of a gang, it just a normal restaurant.
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(It's not like Crane didn't sometimes drape on him like some kind of feral cat when they're alone, her head against his shoulder, or he held her hand when they were out and about together, or he came home to find that she'd already claim his hammock so all he could do is squeeze in with her and they'd snuggle up—
Hm. Let's put this thought aside. Pursuing it any further feels dangerous. Even smack his own face a little bit so he focuses. ) ]
Oh, is that why you told me to call you Boss? [ He means Bradley. Sir why did you threaten him to basically join your gang in the first conversation. ] And...well, Mr Nero is my boss, but I wouldn't call him toa-kor.
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Toa what?
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What did you say?
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(He feels a little sorry for Nero if only because it's obvious he finds it embarrassing.) ]
Toa-kor. It's what we call bosses in a gang where I'm from. Uhm...kind of like how some people in Shuten call the higher-ups "aniki", I guess?
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but he listens to lark, crossing his arms. ]
If it's something like that for you, you can call Nero that.
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[Despite Bradley's insistence.]
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[ This isn't a gang, ]
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Boss is fine, then.
[ he puts his hand on top of lark’s head, messing up his hair. ]
Out of everyone, Nero's the most suited for the role.
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Is Bradley remembering that he put Nero as his second if anything ever happened to him? Did he fail to remember that sent Nero into a panic spiral that ended with Brad in jail? Or are they both just trying not to talk about that?
He sighs. ]
Again, it's just a restaurant.
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[ He tries to lightly swat at Brad's hand. Please don't mess up his hair! ]
Are you saying Mr. Nero would be a better boss than even you, Mr. Bradley?
[ He has not forgotten this first conversation. ]
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…Yeah, he would.
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That's not Nero.
Nero doesn't look at him. ]
Only when it comes to this sort of business.
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Okay, he can probably figure out how to change the topic. No big deal, no big deal... ]
Well, either way, I'm glad Mr. Nero hired me.
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