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jigokulogs2022-09-21 11:41 am
divisors) wrote in jigokulogs2022-09-21 11:41 am
(open) september catchall
Who James Moriarty and...you? Yes, you!
What September log with open prompts!
When Throughout September
Where Everywhere and anywhere
Content Warnings some talk about sex, will update more if needed
(moriarty has two "modes" which is basically just him as a more sociable grad student sort and then his mastermind LARPsona! i'll mark the different "modes" as indicated)
1. SUBSTORY - ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (nerd mode)
[Hey...are you here checking out this internet cafe with all of its issues, too? Well, someone is already here, dark blue eye makeup and all, putting his hands on his hips as he continues on with some kind of argument with the owner.]
Look. All I want to do is like, put a virus on there. I'm no programmer, but it shouldn't be too hard. If those guys want to steal it, then they'll pay the price. ["I don't want anyone to put viruses on my computers!"] Look, don't you get it? They won't come back if they know that its not worth it, w-what- [And now the owner is just throwing their hands up and walking away.] Come back here! It's totally a good idea! Mathematically sound, in fact! Ugh!
[Don't mind him, he's just going to move to slump in a seat with his head in his hands going UGHHHHHHHHHH]
2. SUBSTORY - BOUNTY HUNTIN' (crime mode)
[Moriarty is playing nice. Of course, he'll be a diligent little worker for the Enma. Sometimes, one has to do exactly what they're told before they can get anywhere - he doesn't have a hold in this world like he did when he was alive, or in that dream of a Singularity, so play nice he must, for the information, at least.]
[Which is what he's doing now, scouring the streets for anyone suspicious, or interesting - even if he recognizes a face or two, that isn't stopping him from walking up, dark eyes narrowed as he says in his most authoritative voice.]
You, there. Tell me what you're doing in these parts.
[And if you're a fellow Enma, he'll simply sniff, unimpressed.]
Are you making any headway in this investigation? One would hope you're not slacking off.
[Mean!]
3. GENERAL - COSMOPOLITAN CALLED THEY WANT THEIR ADVICE BACK (crime or nerd mode, you choose!)
[When he has downtime, a certain someone can be seen browsing through some magazines at a local stall in the Tamamo district - he's bored, obviously. There's a lot to keep his mind on, true, and he is meaning to find out more information, but he, out of curiosity, has picked up what is obviously a trashy romance magazine, complete with 100+ NEW SEX TIPS and IS YOUR BOYFRIEND CHEATING ON YOU? TAKE OUR QUIZ TO FIND OUT stickers emblazoned on the cover.]
[Curiosity killed the catboy, however, and he's making random disgruntled noises as he flips through it, finally stopping at a page - he squints down at it.]
"Cook dinner topless, put a little tomato sauce on your chest, and ask him to lick it off?" [He looks APPALLED.] What kind of nonsense advice is this? Who wrote this?
[And then another flip of the pages, another noise of disgust.]
"Use a ruler to gauge how much his di-" [A look of >:O] That's NOT how you use a ruler!
4. WILDCARD + CLOSED PROMPTS
[holds everyone's hands please please please IF YOU WANT CLOSED PROMPTS PLEASE HIT ME UP VIA DM OR crystal#4450 on discord! I'm also vampirize@plurk! Or just throw a random prompt at this nerd, I'll roll with it!!]
What September log with open prompts!
When Throughout September
Where Everywhere and anywhere
Content Warnings some talk about sex, will update more if needed
(moriarty has two "modes" which is basically just him as a more sociable grad student sort and then his mastermind LARPsona! i'll mark the different "modes" as indicated)
1. SUBSTORY - ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (nerd mode)
[Hey...are you here checking out this internet cafe with all of its issues, too? Well, someone is already here, dark blue eye makeup and all, putting his hands on his hips as he continues on with some kind of argument with the owner.]
Look. All I want to do is like, put a virus on there. I'm no programmer, but it shouldn't be too hard. If those guys want to steal it, then they'll pay the price. ["I don't want anyone to put viruses on my computers!"] Look, don't you get it? They won't come back if they know that its not worth it, w-what- [And now the owner is just throwing their hands up and walking away.] Come back here! It's totally a good idea! Mathematically sound, in fact! Ugh!
[Don't mind him, he's just going to move to slump in a seat with his head in his hands going UGHHHHHHHHHH]
2. SUBSTORY - BOUNTY HUNTIN' (crime mode)
[Moriarty is playing nice. Of course, he'll be a diligent little worker for the Enma. Sometimes, one has to do exactly what they're told before they can get anywhere - he doesn't have a hold in this world like he did when he was alive, or in that dream of a Singularity, so play nice he must, for the information, at least.]
[Which is what he's doing now, scouring the streets for anyone suspicious, or interesting - even if he recognizes a face or two, that isn't stopping him from walking up, dark eyes narrowed as he says in his most authoritative voice.]
You, there. Tell me what you're doing in these parts.
[And if you're a fellow Enma, he'll simply sniff, unimpressed.]
Are you making any headway in this investigation? One would hope you're not slacking off.
[Mean!]
3. GENERAL - COSMOPOLITAN CALLED THEY WANT THEIR ADVICE BACK (crime or nerd mode, you choose!)
[When he has downtime, a certain someone can be seen browsing through some magazines at a local stall in the Tamamo district - he's bored, obviously. There's a lot to keep his mind on, true, and he is meaning to find out more information, but he, out of curiosity, has picked up what is obviously a trashy romance magazine, complete with 100+ NEW SEX TIPS and IS YOUR BOYFRIEND CHEATING ON YOU? TAKE OUR QUIZ TO FIND OUT stickers emblazoned on the cover.]
[Curiosity killed the catboy, however, and he's making random disgruntled noises as he flips through it, finally stopping at a page - he squints down at it.]
"Cook dinner topless, put a little tomato sauce on your chest, and ask him to lick it off?" [He looks APPALLED.] What kind of nonsense advice is this? Who wrote this?
[And then another flip of the pages, another noise of disgust.]
"Use a ruler to gauge how much his di-" [A look of >:O] That's NOT how you use a ruler!
4. WILDCARD + CLOSED PROMPTS
[holds everyone's hands please please please IF YOU WANT CLOSED PROMPTS PLEASE HIT ME UP VIA DM OR crystal#4450 on discord! I'm also vampirize@plurk! Or just throw a random prompt at this nerd, I'll roll with it!!]
no subject
[Sometimes he wonders if Eggman even knows his industrial paradise would only create an environment hostile to him, given he's a human.
But he also doesn't care now so.]
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[ENJOY YOUR TSUNAMIS, ASSHOLE]
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[It probably has something to do with
bad writingchaos energy, or whatever.]no subject
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Do you make a habit of rating supervillains?
[He almost wishes Eggman were here to hear this, he'd probably go ballistic.]
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[>:)]
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[Just putting that out there.]
But I believe professors grade subjects in their area of expertise, not widespread chaos for the purpose of world domination.
no subject
[He just smiles like the cat that ate the canary.]
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I see.
[So it's like that...
Given his attitude, maybe that's to be expected.]
no subject
[A Ruler who doesn't actually want to rule.]
also would you mind if i hit up moriarty's inbox!!
[Then again so is he.]
NO PLEASE GO AHEAD more metal in my life = always good