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jigokulogs2022-09-21 11:41 am
divisors) wrote in jigokulogs2022-09-21 11:41 am
(open) september catchall
Who James Moriarty and...you? Yes, you!
What September log with open prompts!
When Throughout September
Where Everywhere and anywhere
Content Warnings some talk about sex, will update more if needed
(moriarty has two "modes" which is basically just him as a more sociable grad student sort and then his mastermind LARPsona! i'll mark the different "modes" as indicated)
1. SUBSTORY - ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (nerd mode)
[Hey...are you here checking out this internet cafe with all of its issues, too? Well, someone is already here, dark blue eye makeup and all, putting his hands on his hips as he continues on with some kind of argument with the owner.]
Look. All I want to do is like, put a virus on there. I'm no programmer, but it shouldn't be too hard. If those guys want to steal it, then they'll pay the price. ["I don't want anyone to put viruses on my computers!"] Look, don't you get it? They won't come back if they know that its not worth it, w-what- [And now the owner is just throwing their hands up and walking away.] Come back here! It's totally a good idea! Mathematically sound, in fact! Ugh!
[Don't mind him, he's just going to move to slump in a seat with his head in his hands going UGHHHHHHHHHH]
2. SUBSTORY - BOUNTY HUNTIN' (crime mode)
[Moriarty is playing nice. Of course, he'll be a diligent little worker for the Enma. Sometimes, one has to do exactly what they're told before they can get anywhere - he doesn't have a hold in this world like he did when he was alive, or in that dream of a Singularity, so play nice he must, for the information, at least.]
[Which is what he's doing now, scouring the streets for anyone suspicious, or interesting - even if he recognizes a face or two, that isn't stopping him from walking up, dark eyes narrowed as he says in his most authoritative voice.]
You, there. Tell me what you're doing in these parts.
[And if you're a fellow Enma, he'll simply sniff, unimpressed.]
Are you making any headway in this investigation? One would hope you're not slacking off.
[Mean!]
3. GENERAL - COSMOPOLITAN CALLED THEY WANT THEIR ADVICE BACK (crime or nerd mode, you choose!)
[When he has downtime, a certain someone can be seen browsing through some magazines at a local stall in the Tamamo district - he's bored, obviously. There's a lot to keep his mind on, true, and he is meaning to find out more information, but he, out of curiosity, has picked up what is obviously a trashy romance magazine, complete with 100+ NEW SEX TIPS and IS YOUR BOYFRIEND CHEATING ON YOU? TAKE OUR QUIZ TO FIND OUT stickers emblazoned on the cover.]
[Curiosity killed the catboy, however, and he's making random disgruntled noises as he flips through it, finally stopping at a page - he squints down at it.]
"Cook dinner topless, put a little tomato sauce on your chest, and ask him to lick it off?" [He looks APPALLED.] What kind of nonsense advice is this? Who wrote this?
[And then another flip of the pages, another noise of disgust.]
"Use a ruler to gauge how much his di-" [A look of >:O] That's NOT how you use a ruler!
4. WILDCARD + CLOSED PROMPTS
[holds everyone's hands please please please IF YOU WANT CLOSED PROMPTS PLEASE HIT ME UP VIA DM OR crystal#4450 on discord! I'm also vampirize@plurk! Or just throw a random prompt at this nerd, I'll roll with it!!]
What September log with open prompts!
When Throughout September
Where Everywhere and anywhere
Content Warnings some talk about sex, will update more if needed
(moriarty has two "modes" which is basically just him as a more sociable grad student sort and then his mastermind LARPsona! i'll mark the different "modes" as indicated)
1. SUBSTORY - ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (nerd mode)
[Hey...are you here checking out this internet cafe with all of its issues, too? Well, someone is already here, dark blue eye makeup and all, putting his hands on his hips as he continues on with some kind of argument with the owner.]
Look. All I want to do is like, put a virus on there. I'm no programmer, but it shouldn't be too hard. If those guys want to steal it, then they'll pay the price. ["I don't want anyone to put viruses on my computers!"] Look, don't you get it? They won't come back if they know that its not worth it, w-what- [And now the owner is just throwing their hands up and walking away.] Come back here! It's totally a good idea! Mathematically sound, in fact! Ugh!
[Don't mind him, he's just going to move to slump in a seat with his head in his hands going UGHHHHHHHHHH]
2. SUBSTORY - BOUNTY HUNTIN' (crime mode)
[Moriarty is playing nice. Of course, he'll be a diligent little worker for the Enma. Sometimes, one has to do exactly what they're told before they can get anywhere - he doesn't have a hold in this world like he did when he was alive, or in that dream of a Singularity, so play nice he must, for the information, at least.]
[Which is what he's doing now, scouring the streets for anyone suspicious, or interesting - even if he recognizes a face or two, that isn't stopping him from walking up, dark eyes narrowed as he says in his most authoritative voice.]
You, there. Tell me what you're doing in these parts.
[And if you're a fellow Enma, he'll simply sniff, unimpressed.]
Are you making any headway in this investigation? One would hope you're not slacking off.
[Mean!]
3. GENERAL - COSMOPOLITAN CALLED THEY WANT THEIR ADVICE BACK (crime or nerd mode, you choose!)
[When he has downtime, a certain someone can be seen browsing through some magazines at a local stall in the Tamamo district - he's bored, obviously. There's a lot to keep his mind on, true, and he is meaning to find out more information, but he, out of curiosity, has picked up what is obviously a trashy romance magazine, complete with 100+ NEW SEX TIPS and IS YOUR BOYFRIEND CHEATING ON YOU? TAKE OUR QUIZ TO FIND OUT stickers emblazoned on the cover.]
[Curiosity killed the catboy, however, and he's making random disgruntled noises as he flips through it, finally stopping at a page - he squints down at it.]
"Cook dinner topless, put a little tomato sauce on your chest, and ask him to lick it off?" [He looks APPALLED.] What kind of nonsense advice is this? Who wrote this?
[And then another flip of the pages, another noise of disgust.]
"Use a ruler to gauge how much his di-" [A look of >:O] That's NOT how you use a ruler!
4. WILDCARD + CLOSED PROMPTS
[holds everyone's hands please please please IF YOU WANT CLOSED PROMPTS PLEASE HIT ME UP VIA DM OR crystal#4450 on discord! I'm also vampirize@plurk! Or just throw a random prompt at this nerd, I'll roll with it!!]
no subject
[Yeah, he's noticing those teeth.]
I'm escorting you. Is this really the time?
no subject
[ though it does beg the question: ]
... do you have a weapon? Like, to defend us? Wait! Do you have some kind of like, gun? Like what a police officer might carry?
no subject
[Right. His weapon.]
....I have a ruler.
no subject
[ actually kind of intimidated by that weapon choice. ]
Do you just smack people with it?
no subject
It's the Logarithim Accel-Loader. It usually can take on many forms.
[Not answering the question...]
no subject
Forms? Whoa! So it's like, a transformer?
[ a moment, then: ]
Can it become like, a plane? A gun? Maybe scissors?
no subject
[He hums, a little self-satisfied.]
It's simply that powerful. Huhuhu.
no subject
How about chopsticks?
[ at least this is helping with his general anxieties. ]
no subject
[EH??]
I...could. But why? Those aren't weapons.
no subject
[ robin hums, stopping for a second. ]
... I think anything can be a weapon, Mister Ruler.
[ that sounds a little odd off the tongue but... ]
no subject
[He makes a little :/ face.]
I suppose. But what about things like...a pillow?
no subject
Ooh. That'd be nice, to have a pillow whenever you need one. I wish I could sleep like I used to.
[ the 'perks' of being a vampire. sleep can feel natural and unnatural at the same time. ]
A pillow can be a weapon, though! Like during a pillow fight.
no subject
[Asking, with mild curiosity.]
But that's not a true weapon. It cannot cause lasting damage the same way a knife does, no?
no subject
I guess if you wanted, you could probably cover up someone's face with it.
[ anyway. ]
But! Uh, no! I don't. There are some nights that I can kind of doze off, but some where I just feel restless all the time.
no subject
[Actually, that's right, but he doesn't want to admit that, so.]
Restless? Because of your thoughts?
no subject
I think it's because I'm not human.
[ succinct and to the point, as he flashes a smile. ]
So it was bound to happen eventually!
no subject
[Now that makes him draw his attention completely to Robin, raising his eyebrows.]
What are you?
no subject
[ said like it's no big deal, because it isn't. look at him living his carefree eternal life right now. ]
Do you know what vampires are?
no subject
[Good old Vlad the Impaler. Good old Vlad III...]
You're much more carefree than the one I know, though.
no subject
I've been told I'm not like other vampires they might've known.
[ he giggles as he shrugs. ]
That's a good thing. Right?
no subject
[He tilts his head, his expression a little mild, almost curious.]
Are you a good vampire, or a bad one?
no subject
[ not even a second. ]
I don't know any bad ones. Every vampire here I've met has been really nice!
[ big assumption ]