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jigokulogs2022-09-21 11:41 am
divisors) wrote in jigokulogs2022-09-21 11:41 am
(open) september catchall
Who James Moriarty and...you? Yes, you!
What September log with open prompts!
When Throughout September
Where Everywhere and anywhere
Content Warnings some talk about sex, will update more if needed
(moriarty has two "modes" which is basically just him as a more sociable grad student sort and then his mastermind LARPsona! i'll mark the different "modes" as indicated)
1. SUBSTORY - ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (nerd mode)
[Hey...are you here checking out this internet cafe with all of its issues, too? Well, someone is already here, dark blue eye makeup and all, putting his hands on his hips as he continues on with some kind of argument with the owner.]
Look. All I want to do is like, put a virus on there. I'm no programmer, but it shouldn't be too hard. If those guys want to steal it, then they'll pay the price. ["I don't want anyone to put viruses on my computers!"] Look, don't you get it? They won't come back if they know that its not worth it, w-what- [And now the owner is just throwing their hands up and walking away.] Come back here! It's totally a good idea! Mathematically sound, in fact! Ugh!
[Don't mind him, he's just going to move to slump in a seat with his head in his hands going UGHHHHHHHHHH]
2. SUBSTORY - BOUNTY HUNTIN' (crime mode)
[Moriarty is playing nice. Of course, he'll be a diligent little worker for the Enma. Sometimes, one has to do exactly what they're told before they can get anywhere - he doesn't have a hold in this world like he did when he was alive, or in that dream of a Singularity, so play nice he must, for the information, at least.]
[Which is what he's doing now, scouring the streets for anyone suspicious, or interesting - even if he recognizes a face or two, that isn't stopping him from walking up, dark eyes narrowed as he says in his most authoritative voice.]
You, there. Tell me what you're doing in these parts.
[And if you're a fellow Enma, he'll simply sniff, unimpressed.]
Are you making any headway in this investigation? One would hope you're not slacking off.
[Mean!]
3. GENERAL - COSMOPOLITAN CALLED THEY WANT THEIR ADVICE BACK (crime or nerd mode, you choose!)
[When he has downtime, a certain someone can be seen browsing through some magazines at a local stall in the Tamamo district - he's bored, obviously. There's a lot to keep his mind on, true, and he is meaning to find out more information, but he, out of curiosity, has picked up what is obviously a trashy romance magazine, complete with 100+ NEW SEX TIPS and IS YOUR BOYFRIEND CHEATING ON YOU? TAKE OUR QUIZ TO FIND OUT stickers emblazoned on the cover.]
[Curiosity killed the catboy, however, and he's making random disgruntled noises as he flips through it, finally stopping at a page - he squints down at it.]
"Cook dinner topless, put a little tomato sauce on your chest, and ask him to lick it off?" [He looks APPALLED.] What kind of nonsense advice is this? Who wrote this?
[And then another flip of the pages, another noise of disgust.]
"Use a ruler to gauge how much his di-" [A look of >:O] That's NOT how you use a ruler!
4. WILDCARD + CLOSED PROMPTS
[holds everyone's hands please please please IF YOU WANT CLOSED PROMPTS PLEASE HIT ME UP VIA DM OR crystal#4450 on discord! I'm also vampirize@plurk! Or just throw a random prompt at this nerd, I'll roll with it!!]
What September log with open prompts!
When Throughout September
Where Everywhere and anywhere
Content Warnings some talk about sex, will update more if needed
(moriarty has two "modes" which is basically just him as a more sociable grad student sort and then his mastermind LARPsona! i'll mark the different "modes" as indicated)
1. SUBSTORY - ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (nerd mode)
[Hey...are you here checking out this internet cafe with all of its issues, too? Well, someone is already here, dark blue eye makeup and all, putting his hands on his hips as he continues on with some kind of argument with the owner.]
Look. All I want to do is like, put a virus on there. I'm no programmer, but it shouldn't be too hard. If those guys want to steal it, then they'll pay the price. ["I don't want anyone to put viruses on my computers!"] Look, don't you get it? They won't come back if they know that its not worth it, w-what- [And now the owner is just throwing their hands up and walking away.] Come back here! It's totally a good idea! Mathematically sound, in fact! Ugh!
[Don't mind him, he's just going to move to slump in a seat with his head in his hands going UGHHHHHHHHHH]
2. SUBSTORY - BOUNTY HUNTIN' (crime mode)
[Moriarty is playing nice. Of course, he'll be a diligent little worker for the Enma. Sometimes, one has to do exactly what they're told before they can get anywhere - he doesn't have a hold in this world like he did when he was alive, or in that dream of a Singularity, so play nice he must, for the information, at least.]
[Which is what he's doing now, scouring the streets for anyone suspicious, or interesting - even if he recognizes a face or two, that isn't stopping him from walking up, dark eyes narrowed as he says in his most authoritative voice.]
You, there. Tell me what you're doing in these parts.
[And if you're a fellow Enma, he'll simply sniff, unimpressed.]
Are you making any headway in this investigation? One would hope you're not slacking off.
[Mean!]
3. GENERAL - COSMOPOLITAN CALLED THEY WANT THEIR ADVICE BACK (crime or nerd mode, you choose!)
[When he has downtime, a certain someone can be seen browsing through some magazines at a local stall in the Tamamo district - he's bored, obviously. There's a lot to keep his mind on, true, and he is meaning to find out more information, but he, out of curiosity, has picked up what is obviously a trashy romance magazine, complete with 100+ NEW SEX TIPS and IS YOUR BOYFRIEND CHEATING ON YOU? TAKE OUR QUIZ TO FIND OUT stickers emblazoned on the cover.]
[Curiosity killed the catboy, however, and he's making random disgruntled noises as he flips through it, finally stopping at a page - he squints down at it.]
"Cook dinner topless, put a little tomato sauce on your chest, and ask him to lick it off?" [He looks APPALLED.] What kind of nonsense advice is this? Who wrote this?
[And then another flip of the pages, another noise of disgust.]
"Use a ruler to gauge how much his di-" [A look of >:O] That's NOT how you use a ruler!
4. WILDCARD + CLOSED PROMPTS
[holds everyone's hands please please please IF YOU WANT CLOSED PROMPTS PLEASE HIT ME UP VIA DM OR crystal#4450 on discord! I'm also vampirize@plurk! Or just throw a random prompt at this nerd, I'll roll with it!!]
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[ pointless, obscure, and sometimes actually relevant. ]
Like, do you know what's more effective than a ruler? Anything!
[ murr snickers as he looks at cover. ]
Tomato sauce really seems wasted like that. Isn't it better on dough?
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[the what]
...But, I know, right? Keep it there! Not the skin!
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Isn't the tongue made of skin???
[ begins to vibrate in place... ]
And what's a Loga... loader. What is that, did you invent it? I wanna see it! Show me right now!
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[If he was in a different mode, he might simply refuse, but wanting to prove the majesty of the Ruler (TM), he holds out a hand...]
[And in a flash of light, a giant slide ruler appears in his grip.]
Here it is. The Logarithim Accel-Loader! A mighty fine instrument!
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of course murr makes grabby squeezy hands at measuring implement, the slightest bit of pink sticking out in between his lips. ]
Hey! Lemme see it, please!
[ pwease. ]
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[A gentle BONK of the ruler against Murr's head.]
No.
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Hey!
[ think he's done trying to grab it? if anything, it's now closer??? if not he can just latch onto ruler's wrist and give it a shake. ]
Gimmie.
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[TRYING TO SHAKE HIS WRIST OUT THAT GRIP STOPPPP]
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No! Also I'm really old. I bet I'm older than you~
[ at least he's not trying to like, pull on ruler or anything. just kind of hanging on. for fun. ]
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[tug tug tugggg]
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[ ugh what does he have to do to get ruler to let go? should he bite?
so he bites. gently. like a nibble. hey. are you a snack ]
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[SORRY WHAT]
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Hey! Stop that! That's my HAND you're biting!!
[hiss yowl hiss]
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this man is evil. actually evil. ]
Listen, you have two options! Lemme play with the ruler, or else!
[ those are the only choices ]
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....If you damage it, I'll simply desummon it. Understand?
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[ doesn't he look so innocent when he opens his eyes all wide and blinks cutely and is probably about two seconds away from going 'myaa' and offering a paw... that isn't a paw... ]
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[He extends his arm, ruler gripped in hand, in an offer...]
2/2
Oh! Whoops! [His mouth curves up in a wicked smile.] Where could it have gone?
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with not a lot of force, he just. smacks ruler on the cheek. ]
Hey. Is that magic? Are you using magic?
[ in front of his SALAD ]
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[Whaps him in the forehead!]
What do you think?!
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[ the disappointment is practically palpable. at least he's not throwing a tantrum or anything. ]
I thought it was cool.
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[He sighs.]
I wouldn't give my weapon away to someone I don't know, so. Who are you?
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[ watch as he holds his hands out from around ruler. sparkles fly out from his fingertips, confetti soon after. ]
I'm incredibly trustworthy!
[ he is. :) ]
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You just eliminated all your trustworthiness in a second!
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[ can't wait for it to be in the books ]
So now you know who I am... lemme see it.
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