The only judgment you need to worry about is your own.

[He folds his arms and leans back in his chair rather decisively.]

The best cup of coffee is the one you enjoy the most. That's one of my rules.

[That's right, kids. Even if your cup of coffee is some kind of sugar-infused pink and purple glitter abomination, Godot supports your right to enjoy it.

(But he'll definitely be judging, at least to himself.)]