It was worth one sip. No more, no less.

[At least he does enjoy the attention on some level, even if he didn't really do that just for show (he's just nuts, see, the attention is a fun bonus.)]

Ha...! Hardly comparable at all. This swill is "made from real coffee" like squeezy-cheese is made from Bitto Storico. [His hand tightens around the can a little harder, twisting it.] Synthetic syrups and sugar and straight caffeine. Notes of paper.