[they are. in awe of how he manages to pull that off without even stopping to breathe. and crushing the can immediately is a nice touch. but it's the finale, the finisher, the prestige that gets them to laugh, unguarded and open. it's the most impressive bit they've seen in some time.]

Oh my god. Well, I'm sorry that it was disappointing, but I guess technically that did count as one sip. [they're almost stunned.] How does it compare to what you were drinking earlier, anyway?