( open ) 007

[harimaya]

Who ⬤ Hizen Tadahiro & you
What ⬤ Catchall for open substories, closed prompts, and custom starters for September and October.
When ⬤ September and October
Where ⬤ Everywhere
Content Warnings ⬤ N/A for now

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❀ contact; yosakoi | discord: eski#9874 | PM

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[harimaya]

Do you even know who the fuck you're talking to?!

(WHAT IS HAPPENING. KAMUI WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS.)

[killtime]

do you?
because it won't be the first time i've tried to murder one of kamui's friends

[ SHE IS PROTECTIVE OF HER MEOWBOY............ ]

[harimaya]

I'd like to see you try.

He let me borrow his phone okay? Relax, crazy.

1/2

[killtime]

[ Oh

WELL ]

2/2

[killtime]

why the fuck didn't you just say so

[harimaya]

I don't have to explain myself.

[killtime]

you don't have your own fucking phone?
like a normal person?

[harimaya]

I lost it.

(And no, he isn't explaining why.)

People don't need phones.

[killtime]

you lost it

[ No need for an explanation tbh. Just feel her judgement. FEEL IT. ]

if people don't need phones
why the fuck are you borrowing kamui's

[harimaya]

(That's the secret, Andy.... he's always feeling judged.)

I don't know if you noticed
but there was a bomb

[killtime]

i noticed
i was there

[ A half-beat. ]

so you're shuten?
is that it?
you lose your fucking phone in the blast or something?

[harimaya]

yeah?
see anything suspicious?

(AND HE IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE INFO GATHERING.....)

work for the armory.

(He will not tell anyone he dropped his phone in the river a week ago.)

[killtime]

my shuten contacts will know when i know
like hell i'm going to spill my guts to someone who can't even manage their own cell phone

[harimaya]

Whack.

(Slang... he learned it.)

Whatever. Do you want me to let Kamui know now or later that you want him or whatever?

[killtime]

[ .............she does not know what "whack" means." ]

are you seriously offering
that seems unnecessarily painful for all parties involved

[harimaya]

(He's learning. He's evolving. He might be an ultraboomer by human standards but by cryptid standards, isn't 500 practically a zoomer?)

Ain't the worst message I've delivered.

(...)

Definitely top five, though.

[killtime]

i don't know if you telling me that is supposed to dissuade me or not

honestly
it probably doesn't fucking matter
he knows

[harimaya]

It ain't that deep.

(Hizen is a simple and tired spirit who is now just??? Texting on Kamui's phone I guess.)

You can talk to him tomorrow.

(Kamui's phone is cursed and he needs to return it to be set free.)

[killtime]

oh can i
well
as long as i have his phonenapper's permission