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[harimaya]

Who ⬤ Hizen Tadahiro & you
What ⬤ Catchall for open substories, closed prompts, and custom starters for September and October.
When ⬤ September and October
Where ⬤ Everywhere
Content Warnings ⬤ N/A for now

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❀ contact; yosakoi | discord: eski#9874 | PM

Comments

for blueberry 🫐

[harimaya]

A detective agency?

BLUEBERRY, PLEASE

[heartsnatcher]

Yeah! I mainly find lost objects and investigate connections between people, so it's probably not as exciting as you're thinking. But it's really fun!

How about you? If you don't mind, of course.

[harimaya]

I'm a killer.

(Yeah. That's it.)

[heartsnatcher]

Oh.

.......

Are you serious?

[harimaya]

Yup.

[heartsnatcher]

Uh... Well! I feel like I'm not really getting the whole picture, but!

[Maybe he just kills like. Spiders or something. Yeah.]

[harimaya]

Then better get detectiving.

[heartsnatcher]

This doesn't feel like a fair consultation.

If you're going to be like that, will you at least tell me a little more about yourself?

[harimaya]

Hizen Tadahiro.
500 maybe.
Shuten.
Japan.

(Literally all he did was share what was on his Ember and add that he was from Japan wow.)

[heartsnatcher]

This tells me literally nothing.

But you must not be human, right? Does that have something to do with this?

[harimaya]

Pinpon.

(Correct answer!! But imagine it in the absolute flattest tone ever.)

Ain't human.

[heartsnatcher]

Then what are you?

And how do you kill people? Do you have any special powers? Magic? Weapons?

[harimaya]

I can't tell if you're an inspector or an examiner...

[heartsnatcher]

Oh... Sorry, I got carried away again.

This doesn't have anything to do with work! I'm just curious because there's so much here I'm not used to.

In other words, I just want to know more about you!

[harimaya]

(...)

One question.

(He will answer one question.)

[heartsnatcher]

Just one? Then...

[...]

Can we be friends?

[harimaya]

Don't waste your time.

(Friendly types...............)

[heartsnatcher]

Ahaha. I was sure you'd say no, so that's better than I was expecting...!