[Both of theirs were. She was capable of being nice, but for all the smiles she was about as empathetic as a rock sometimes. Just a little too self-centered, this one.

She looked down at the mess and frowned.]

Well, like that maybe definitely. So... you've got three there. Uh, the red stuff is ketchup, the yellow stuff is mustard and the white is mayonnaise. There's a red bottle and a yellow bottle right there. Put a dab on your tongue and taste them. The ketchup's kind of sweet and the mustard's tangy? They are supposed to add to the flavor, but not everyone likes them.

Me, I don't like mayonnaise. I don't even know how it's made. It's just creamy and thick?