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Fukuda Tamotsu ([personal profile] holeful) wrote in [community profile] jigokulogs2022-07-19 12:59 pm

July Catch All

Who ⬤ Fukuda "Snack Hole" Tamotsu and whoever has the misfortune of encountering him
What ⬤ July substories and other semi-open prompts
When ⬤ Throughout the month
Where ⬤ Various
Content Warnings ⬤ General Fukuda Warning


[Office Work- Closed To Enmas]
[Fukuda is a weird guy in so many ways, even moreso now that he's somehow become a dogboy with hole powers, but one of them is his schedule, which doesn't seem to include sleep? He's always running on the late night patrol shift, and then comes in first thing in the morning to file his paperwork when morning shift people come in. Does he sleep during the afternoon? Hard to say but you'll certainly see him out and about in the afternoon as well, so??? He rarely seems tired, outside of the blood rain incident, but you may catch him in any of the following unusual situations;

1. Actually in one of his rare states of tiredness, nodding off at his desk and spilling his coffee onto the floor in the process
2. You open one of the file closets to find Fukuda in a pile of papers and boxes. Is he trying to reorganize or just making things worse?
3. Sniffing things.
4. Entering a room by making a hole in the door rather than opening it. It's awkward for him to clamber through the hole but he keeps doing this anyway.

But usually he is... normal? Normal for him. Always willing to help out if you ask him.]


[Clinic Visit]
[Fukuda's not really a fan of doctors due to his avoidance of being perceived in any way, but he's unfortunately got several concerns and also A Mission to accomplish, so he's going to be stopping by, probably multiple times. After all, there's a lot of things wrong with him. So he's walking in, slightly awkward, and leading with the insane opener of;]

Um, hello, I was hoping to talk to someone about... something?
[Helpful.

Anyway this is for anyone at the clinic, Fukuda has multiple issues so everyone can have their own discreet visit, lmf]


[Terrible House Guest- for Cain/Yuuji/Megumi]
[Now, Fukuda is from the modern era, so he like. Knows about texting. But he also has brain damage and is very excited about his new powers. So for a short while, before he is presumably banned from doing so, Fukuda will show up at these three's apartment, and rather than knock on the door, just makes one of his cool new holes in the wall. Hello, here is the hole man.]

A person on the street was handing out coupons, so who wants to go eat?
[He will take all comers.]

[Wildcard]
[If you'd like a prompt for one of the substories this month, or something else entirely, hit me up!]
itstillhurt: (pic#15817859)

[The Enma Offices, Having A Very Normal One]

[personal profile] itstillhurt 2022-07-19 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Azula is having a bad time.

She'd learned about the smartphone and the internet in a couple of days, at least well enough to get by. She'd figured out computers not long after. Modern vehicles, electric lights, all these things made sense to her. She wasn't entirely clear on what radio signals were, but she gets the jist.

And yet, after weeks, she still cannot manage to get a printer to function even if her life depended on it. At least this time the ink jam didn't ruin her blouse. These things were expensive.

So she's already not in a tremendously good mood when, suddenly, an ovoid chunk of the door disappears into thin air and a very tall man starts climbing through.

She hates it here.]


... The knob works fine, you know. I checked.
itstillhurt: (pic#15818562)

[personal profile] itstillhurt 2022-07-19 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, he's...

tall.

And- wait, is that a tail? Are those ears? What happened to his face? Is that a hole in his-

No. Nope. Too much going on there. Not in the mood she's in. No, thank you.]


Apparently not. Every printer in this building runs on the same ink container, and yet every ink container I find is the wrong kind.

[...Ink container probably means cartridge, in this case. Look, she gets the idea, at least?]
itstillhurt: (pic#15818566)

[personal profile] itstillhurt 2022-07-19 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. That made a lot of sense. And she wanted to light something on fire right now. Just a little bit, not even a lot.

... Cartridge. That was the word.]


Then where are the new cartridges?

[... She glared at him again as she asked, and-

Okay, that scar was a little distracting. At least she's got a good enough poker-face not to stare or react.]
softshoes: (🌸 18)

clinic, gaa2 spoilers to come B)

[personal profile] softshoes 2022-07-19 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's been humbling to start from nearly square one-- he's an academic before a general practitioner, and before that he'd dealt with largely corpses and scuffed up friends, to say nothing of the enormous gulf between 1900 and this world's era of medicine. By now, however, Mikotoba's settled into the general rhythm of volunteer work at the clinic. Every day, he learns a little more, and he thinks he's seen every strange thing that Jigoku-cho has to offer.

Until he passes by the entrance to see a man with a hole in his head.
]

Good God, man, how are you standing? [Both he and the nice woman behind the front desk are gaping, but only Mikotoba's hurrying over to Fukuda to make sure he's not going to straight up die on their doorstep. But the hole is... an old wound. But it's ... still... open?

????????
]

A-are you in need of care, sir? [HOW THE FUCK IS IT SCABBED OVER?]
parasaito: f:k01 (pic#15505026)

[personal profile] parasaito 2022-07-20 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Saito is in a similar position regarding meeting people, although for a different reason. The one thing he actively seeks from others is the same one thing no one is ever willing to part with — it makes socializing a moot point. Instead, he's been spending the time he has to be around people observing them. The more unusual ones, given their natural ability to stand out, are unironically the ones that his curiosity tends to navigate to.

And naturally, Fukuda stands out. Simply by existing.

When the man with questionable fashion sense, dog ears and hole in his head speaks to him, Saito's eyebrows crease slightly. Not because of the aforementioned, but rather because he notices the taller male has a power drill... for a weapon.]


Fukuda-san, was it? You're going to have to be a little more specific than this.

[Because his answer depends on which aspect of the mission he's being asked about. Although he was assigned as an enforcer only recently, there's one certain field he has a lot more expertise in.]
itstillhurt: (pic#15818570)

[personal profile] itstillhurt 2022-07-20 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately for the well-being of innocent office appliances everywhere,she couldn't even if she wanted to- she doesn't have her bending right now.

Not that she's above using a lighter if she's really frustrated, but she's not quite there yet.]


Every supply closet on this floor. I'm beginning to suspect that somebody is keeping them hidden for their own use. How does anything get done around here?
itstillhurt: Azula gives a smug, taunting look. (Smug)

[personal profile] itstillhurt 2022-07-20 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Everyone is nice here?

Adorable. She restrains the impulse to actually roll her eyes. He's being helpful. He's clearly a gullible fool, but he's being helpful. She carefully forces a polite smile onto her face.

Okay, it's more like a mildly sneering smirk, but at least it's not hostility.]


I would appreciate that, thank you.

[See? She can be polite and professional. Even if it's infuriating.]
itstillhurt: (pic#15818560)

[personal profile] itstillhurt 2022-07-20 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, the good news is, she's got great reflexes. She lands on her feet in a crouch, then wheels around to glare at him.]

Last time I checked, the elevators also work.
itstillhurt: (pic#15817859)

[personal profile] itstillhurt 2022-07-20 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Your explanation is inadequate and bad, Fukuda. It is both bad and inadequate.

Fortunately, this time she spots the tell of his weight shifting and predicts the sudden drop. She's able to land far more gracefully. She even has time to sidestep him as he flops to the floor past her.

...oh, she... probably should have tried to catch him or something, come to think of it. Oh, well. She holds out a hand to help him up.]


You realize you could just practice that at any time, right?
hellborne: ((flat) 23)

[personal profile] hellborne 2022-07-20 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sometimes you get to have a nice, normal day in hell.

other times, you have to deal with fukuda. ]


Come again?

[ jack heard him perfectly. but the request is weird enough to make them want to confirm. ]
itstillhurt: (pic#15818501)

[personal profile] itstillhurt 2022-07-20 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fukuda is an excellent judge of character, clearly nothing wrong with this picture.

Fortunately, she doesn't have too much trouble hauling him up for being so compact. Stronger than she looks.]


Of course. Call me Azula.

[Okay, so far he looks odd, he acts even odder, and that scar is distracting for more reasons than the obvious, but he's clearly not a problem at least. As long as he doesn't drop any more floors out from underneath her.]

So, this supply closet of yours?

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