open 🌙 july catchall

[nerine]

Who ⬤ Monts and Various
What ⬤ July Sub-stories and Catchall
When ⬤ Throughout July.
Where ⬤ Here and there in Jigokucho, mostly in Tamamo Territory.
Content Warnings ⬤ The Amazing Mr. Libido and perhaps some sauciness because of Stardust. Will be added as needed.

Notes ⬤ Prompts in the comments!



"Meet me like I'm midnight."

Comments

mr. libido

[girlworker]

[ Helly is on the hunt with the lowest levels of enthusiasm she can muster up. Graduating from office work to catching sexual harassers is... still better than office work, but she's starting to realize her ideal dream job is doing nothing all day. Oh well, beats being stuck in the sterile halls of Lumon.

Word is he's hitting up the hostess clubs. Monts' place of work is number four on the list and she catches him gyrating even before she's past the entrance. Bingo. ]

Hey there. [ She raises her hand half-way up to catch Monts attention at the entry, forcing a smile. ] My name is Helly, I'm with the Tamamo Clan. I'm here for him.

[ A not so subtle point to Mr. Libido, currently with four hostesses doing their best to not shoo off a paying customer. ]

[nerine]

Hey, there. Always nice to have someone else in our group. We've gotten pretty big this past month it feels like.

[Monts waves to Helly.]

Helly, I'm Monts. Heck of a name you got here for Jigokucho.

[And then she glances at Mr. Libido with a light frown on her face.]

Yeah. About him... He's slippery believe it or not. That must be why regular clothes don't stick to him. If you can find a way to get rid of him, be my guest. I'll even get you a free drink for our troubles.

[girlworker]

[ Yeah, Helly in Hell. She kind of likes it though. Her smile falls to a grimace at the mention of 'slippery' and she doesn't need to imagine what could be coating his skin. Eugh. ]

Is there any reason he's been so hard to kick out? He's just one guy, looks kind of old.

[nerine]

Well... [Monts makes a face.]

You wouldn't think it, but he's fast. Or at the very least extremely agile in a creepy sort of way.

And trying to talk to him gets... Various results. Let's just say the other hostesses are keeping clear of him for a reason. It's hard to use our sweet talking when it makes the target stay firmly rooted instead of driving them out.

[girlworker]

[ Ok, so using force has been too tricky then. Her tongue swipes against her bottom lip for a moment, stuck in brainstorming. ]

Can't you just curse him out then? Tell him he's been a problem in words even he can understand?

[ She thinks the answer is going to be no, but worth asking? ]

[nerine]

We... Tried that.

[There's a pause.]

One of the hostesses chewed him out, but we think that kept him around instead. You know. Masochist.

[his power only grows the more you turn him on...]

[girlworker]

Oh. [ A beat, really taking it in. ] That's really fucked up.

[ Who gets off on being yelled at? For a moment she thinks of what Mr. Libido's innie would be like, and then she discards the thought entirely. Focus on the present. ]

Alright. Let's get this over with. Mind wishing me luck?

[nerine]

Is it? It's probably on the lower end of eye-raising turn-ons.

[Being in the Tamamo Territory and glancing around at the stores... Well, they ARE the pleasure district. Gotta cater to a wide audience and all that.

Monts waves Helly off.]

Wishing you well on your quest then. If the exposure gets too much, let me know if you need a chair to deck him.