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Kim Kitsuragi ([personal profile] aceslow) wrote in [community profile] jigokulogs2022-03-07 04:51 pm

[ OPEN ] sunrise, sunset

Who ⬤ Kim Kitsuragi & YOU
What ⬤ March substories (night parade & babysitting bad trips) & more!
When ⬤ Throughout March
Where ⬤ Throughout Jigoku-cho
Content Warnings ⬤ Drug use for the applicable substory, otherwise n/a


a. high definition.

[ When Kim notices people exiting the drug testing location looking decidedly worse for wear, his first instinct is to simply ignore them. They knew what they signed up for, did so willingly, and evidently did so without having the contingency of planning for a friend to accompany them and keep them safe afterwards. He stands off to the side for a frankly unconsciable amount of time, reasoning that some good samaritan will choose to be helpful. It doesn't have to be him. He's done enough of babysitting people on unadvisable drug trips for an entire lifetime, and he's not keen on repeating the experience.

Except it quickly becomes clear that nobody else is going to step in, even when he's given one or two passer-bys a hopeful glance. Whether it's the blindness, hallucinations, or general revelry that influences people to make terrible decisions, participants in the study are going to wind up being a danger to themselves or others, Kim decides, and reluctantly approaches one of them. ]


Khm. Excuse me. Are you all right?

[ He knows the answer to that question. It's no, because agreeing to be the guinea pig for unknown drugs as administered by some bizarre rabbit creatures is not something you do when you're all right, but he makes the executive decision to err on the side of politeness anyway. ]

b. night parade.

i. decorating.

[ Assisting with the parade seems like an easy way of currying favour with his superiors and to at least put on the pretense of helping out, so Kim gladly accepts the task of hanging up the decorations. He'll be around to help hold ladders, move boxes from point A to point B, or toss a bottle of water to one of his fellow assistants who looks as though they've failed to hydrate through any of their hard labour.

He does, however, become more invested in it than he specifically means to as he stands back, hands tucked neatly behind him, and scrutinizes one of the stalls' decorations, in a very interesting colour scheme. ]


No. I'm sorry, this needs to come down. These colours are... [ There is a polite way of putting this. ] ...very ugly.

ii. eyes needed.

[ Kim, having been deemed a very responsible looking man (probably because he's one of the older people here, he thinks with a sigh), has been tasked with sorting the fireworks and putting them in appropriate storage. Some need to be stored at certain temperatures to maintain the brilliance of their colours, and others need to be put under lock and key in a nearby storage unit because in the wrong hands, they have the capacity to do an awful lot of damage.

Which is fine. Kim is more than capable of handling this. Only he's supposed to be reading the criminally tiny fine print along the sides of the tubes. He holds them away from his face as far as possible in a desperate bid to translate it, but to no avail. He could rely on guesswork, but...

Reluctantly, he turns to one of his fellows, roped into helping with the parade as well. ]
Can you make this out?

[ He's secretly hoping the answer is no, which is a possibility. It would be less embarrassing that way. ]
c. sutoku district & housing.

[ Otherwise, Kim can be found wandering around what he's been told is his new home, pausing occasionally to look at the huge, flashy arcades, the blindingly bright department stores, or perhaps dwelling a little too long on one of the vehicles parked along the side of the road. Shopping isn't the most exciting thing, perhaps, but Kim has plenty he needs to get with his first paycheck: groceries (largely frozen and canned foods, specialty-made for the consummate bachelor), a first-aid kit, cigarettes and toiletries, instant coffee, and a pitstop where he inspects a truly tragic looking pot of mint planted in ruinously dry soil.

By the end of the evening, he can be found on the balcony of the long line of depressing apartments that all of the newcomers have been put into, staring out at the night sky with a cigarette dangling from his fingers and a convenience store bag filled with premade food hanging off the crook of his elbow. He's willing to share, if interest is shown -- a cigarette for the adults, or a an extra onigiri for the kids. If he's going to eat a depressing late-night dinner standing out here, he may as well have some company. ]


d. wildcard.

[ want something else? I'd love to make a starter for you! just hit me up at my ooc comment here and we'll figure something out. ]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2022-03-23 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[What a dirty word... You can't write "principle" without "nipple".

Dazai certainly did intend to watch, but that would admittedly be pretty boring, and being called out on it doesn't exactly make him feel more inclined to follow that initial plan (or not-a-plan, as the case may be).]


I'll help, I'll help already. Don't say that Dazai Osamu never did anything for you!

[... He'll still not do a whole lot, most likely. He's name-dropping more than anything, just to get the stranger's name in return... and because it probably can't hurt, making connections that way. Maybe he'll regret it and maybe he won't, but for now, giving out his name seems like a worthy investment.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2022-03-24 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Much obliged~

[Dazai says it shamelessly, like he's really just doing this to get the credit... which, to be fair, is close enough to the truth. At the very least, it would be a welcome side effect. There was a time when he worked hard to destroy all evidence of his reputation; it's still a little frustrating to have to work to bring it back (or some reputation, at least).]

Likewise, Kitsuragi-san. Would it be bold of me to assume an artist eye like yours has previous experience in the field of aesthetics?
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[personal profile] diesuki 2022-03-26 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kim is definitely just saying that. Well, it's fine to exhibit some false modesty once in a while, Dazai thinks... regardless of how seriously you take it, yourself.

... Ah, a cop. Dazai was guessing something along those lines, but not quite so extreme. Oh well, fun to play with, anyway! After all, what is Dazai but -]


A mass-murdering executive of the local mafia.

[He beams a smile at Kim, because of course it's a joke. This is what you get when you tell people you're a cop! It must be a joke.

It is not a joke. (Well, it's ancient history, but still true.)]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2022-03-28 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
It would, wouldn't it~?

[The idea is honestly hilarious to Dazai. It shouldn't be, but it is. If that were to happen, would anybody even be able to do anything to him? He doesn't have nearly as much information and connections here, but he's not sure most of his victims would fare any better, and he's with the Enma here. That may offer him some protection too, if he really still needs it.

But if his victims are here, so is the one person he really hopes to see. That alone means it won't happen, of course - and perhaps that's why he's so relaxed about it all - but Dazai would gladly deal with a few hundred (thousand?) of his victims, if he could see Odasaku again. He doesn't think Odasaku deserves to be in hell, of course, but he's seen people here who are even more morally good: he doesn't expect there to be any logic to the afterlife. (That said: he didn't especially expect it to exist at all, so...)]


I have yet to see anyone I know, though - for better or worse.

How about yourself? Seen any disgruntled criminals from back home who are looking to belatedly settle the score?
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[personal profile] diesuki 2022-03-30 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what I meant, Mr. Officer. That's not what I meant at all.

[Wasn't it, really? Hard to say. He's keeping his options open.]

But crime is a dangerous life, surely? Even if you weren't responsible for their deaths, if there are criminals with a grudge against you, and they find themselves here due to causes unrelated to you, wouldn't they still be looking for an opportunity to get revenge?
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[personal profile] diesuki 2022-04-02 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Dazai will casually let that question go unanswered, because the less said at this point, the better. To be fair: it's not like he's judging Kim in the least: he doesn't know the man, nor does he particularly care what all Kim's been up to. It's probably not nearly as bad as everything Dazai has done in his life, anyway (and Dazai doesn't feel especially bad about that, either).]

Their murderers may not have found their way here just yet, though.

[Just casually pointing that out as he reluctantly continues decorating in a (slightly) more serious way.]

But that's fair enough. I suppose we should both look into Hell's self-defense laws, hmm?

[Or not, because who cares about laws?]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2022-04-04 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps not. But can we really count on that?

[Dazai would not normally care, but he's in a tricky situation here, being with the Department. They hold his contract: he wants what they're offering. And if there's anything you can count on with the law, it's that, in the end, it's only as impartial as the people enforcing it - meaning: not at all. The law turns on you faster than an inexperienced ballerina doing a double pirouette: you never know which way she'll land.]

Ooh! [He's got this! Wait for it...] Hell Infinity!!

[He is way too happy about that "creative" contribution. Anyway, somewhat more seriously:]

Hell is commonly believed to have eight or eighteen levels, and sometimes a lot more than that. Who knows? We may just cycle through all of them in turn.
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[personal profile] diesuki 2022-04-07 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[H8ers gonna h8, h8llers gonna h8ll. First rule of Hell Infinity.]

A fair point.

[There's really no telling what belief system, if any, this "hell" belongs to, no matter how much it seems related to Japanese mythology in some areas. That might even be a matter of collective consciousness, really. Regardless: Dazai doesn't really care. The more interesting point Kim mentions is the other one.]

Definitely more of a purgatory, isn't it? Though, with the way our contracts are dangled before us like carrots, it might be an ancient Greek hell, too.

[This is why it's hard to commit. He doesn't want to turn into Sisyphus.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2022-04-10 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're one of those, huh?

[That could definitely be taken as extremely rude, but Dazai says it impassively, and he genuinely doesn't mean anything by it. He knows that not everybody is from a world like his, but that doesn't mean he can always be bothered to supply footnotes preemptively.]

Well, all things considered, it's stranger that so many of us are from similar worlds.

[He may have made half an effort at decorating over the past minute or so, but now that there's something more interesting to occupy his attention, he finds somewhere to sit - a railing along the road, perhaps - and turns his focus to Kim.]

What is it like, where you're from?
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[personal profile] diesuki 2022-04-17 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
There are at least a few of you, though most I've met seem to be from worlds so different from here that they stand out more, too. [He shrugs.] Probably not a representative sample.

[Since the ones who, like Kim, don't stand out so much don't attract attention the same way, either.

While Dazai doesn't feel like interrogating Kim too much, he does still feel a small but genuine amount of interest regarding his world, and so he'll ask a little bit more.]


Seol? Sounds more like Korea. [He's hilarious. (He's not hilarious.)]

What is this Pale, then?
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[personal profile] diesuki 2022-04-20 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Antimatter, huh...

[That's quite a thing to have to deal with - as Dazai knows from experience, though not for any geographical reasons. If it takes all kinds of people to make a world, then perhaps it's not so strange that it takes all kinds of worlds to make a universe.

That said, next time Dazai finds himself in another world, he'd rather it be his rainbow pill bug fantasy land, not hell.]


The worst we have is oceans and deserts, respectively. Two extremes...

Putting it like that, maybe some of your anti-matter is actually over-matter..?

[The opposite of anti-matter: too much matter! ... Okay, probably not, but it's an interesting idea. A world does need balance, after all.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2022-04-24 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dazai still has many questions, but they're largely theoretical, and he doesn't expect that Kim would be able to answer them. That's fine, really: it's none of Dazai's business in the end, and while he's a bit interested... that interest is already fading. He's never going to see that world, after all. What would learning about it accomplish in the end?]

That it is.

[Each world has its own problems, no doubt, but Dazai has to admit... while he has his misgivings about life in general, he sometimes feels pretty warm and fuzzy about his world. It created some interesting people, after all.]

... Though, if you put it that way, hell is fortunate, too! That's probably against some kind of cosmic law or other.

[Which Dazai likes, really.]

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