[SEMI-CLOSED] wretched and wild, all glory and trash.

[killtime]

⬤ Permissions Post ⬤
⬤ Open TDM Thread ⬤

Who ⬤ Andromache of Enma & likely questionable company!
What ⬤ Bastard woman desperately seeks naps and other thrilling tales
When ⬤ Catch-all for late June, after the events at Kaigo no Bou, and throughout July
Where ⬤ Andy's apartment (derogatory), various other locations in Jigoku-cho
Content Warnings ⬤ Profanity, violence, substance use, sex, etc. To be updated as needed!


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[killtime]

[ That's an infinitely better idea. Andy's not very good with her phone, but she can at least figure out the little switch to put it on silent mode. It only takes a minute for them to exchange numbers, then Andy gives a lazy two-fingered salute in Monts' direction before she withdraws to wait at the storage room, their trap set for Mr. Libido.

She can only pray to the rottings gods that the pervert hasn't wandered off too far. ]

[nerine]

[After exchanging numbers, Monts wanders down the block where the path of the mags has been created. It's more of a zig-zag than a straight line just to be extra sneaky. Part of her thinks that maybe this is kind of a dumb idea, but the whole concept of the gyrating underwear man as dumb. Stupid people call for stupid solutions.

And fortunately, Andy and Monts' lucky (?) day. Andy gets a text:]

Heads up. He's here.

[A video clip of Mr. Libido follows after showing the man shaking excitedly and whooping when he sees the first fetish magazine, lying out there in the open. Monts is hidden from view as she had filmed him.

And even more crazy, he's starting to pick up the magazines one after the other.]

ETA: Probably 3 minutes? More if he keeps lingering on the really spicy spreads.

[killtime]

[ It is, admittedly, not exactly a mastermind's scheme. But the prey they're after isn't exactly a super-genius either. Mr. Libido seems like a creature with fairly straight forward motivations, and any additional effort probably would've been wasted on him anyway. Andy has enough time to smoke half a cigarette before her phone lights up with a new text message. She opens the video, watches about 10 seconds, then sighs wearily, taking one last drag before smothering what's left underneath her boot.

Her partner's guess isn't too far off. A little over three minutes, then Andy hears the excited, eager noises of their underwear-clad friend just outside the storage room as he follows the trail of porno rags. She doesn't try to peek. No sense in giving herself away when they've already gone through all this trouble. She can wait. And wait. And wait. Even though the next few minutes feels like a fucking eternity before finally — finally, Mr. Libido ambles into the storage room to reach for that last magazine.

Andy moves quickly. Efficiently. She plants her boot on square on the pervert's ass, leaving a shoe print on his tighty-whiteys as she kicks him forward into the room, sending Mr. Libido into a sprawling tangle of limbs and porn as she backs away to shut the door on him. There. Done. ]

got him
i'll call it in
meet you outside

[ By the time Monts comes back to meet up with her, Andy is already finished reporting the location of their perp to Kaigo no Bou — now she's back to chainsmoking, a fresh cigarette hanging from the corner of her mouth as she waits. ]