Catch-All

[getting_better]

Who ⬤ Bishop + You
What ⬤ May Substories + Event
When ⬤ May
Where ⬤ All over the damn city
Content Warnings ⬤ blood, fighting for shuten things

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[swordofhisou]

Easy. Let's just get this and we don't have to deal with him. Drinks on me, ok?

[She led the charge at this point. They were so close, and when she saw the machine, she rushed over with the last cash she had and punched the buttons, only for the package to drop down. When she grabbed it, though, the sealed magazine definitely got a very ... different reaction.

She looked like she was shaking with rage as she stared at a peach on the cover.]

This... This... is... blasphemy!

[getting_better]

[ He was rubbing his temples when he finally saw what was being asked of them, and while he's certain about what she's so upset about, he's upset over how stupid this all was. ]

Suck it up, Tenshi. Let's get this-

Oh! You got it!

[ As if like clockwork, the shirime appeared and started to walk, or waddle, over to them. ]

Can I have it please? I wanna see them peaches!

[ The anger Bishop was feeling started to dissipate as he realizes he did something for a talking eyeball ass monster. More than that, he's also pretty sure Tenshi will get angrier over the use of peaches in that sentence. ]

[swordofhisou]

[The look that she gave the Shirime could have murdered stone. She thrust the object in his direction, her countenance like ice while he took it from her and she looked like she was about to end something right then and there.

But she bit her tongue and waited for them to be paid. Only when he started to toddle off, talking about looking at peaches and eating peaches did she speak, oh so calmly.]

Bishop. I don't care if you're lying to me. But please tell me peaches are a euphemism for something besides Celestials. I'd rather not murder a Shirime in the back.

[getting_better]

These peaches are a euphamism for something else that aren't Celestials.

[ Said in the dryest tone ever. He had honestly wanted to punch the client in the face...err, ass eye but...Honestly, it was just gross. ]

Anyway, the job is complete. Here, your cut.

[ He opened the envelope and took out half of the pay and handed it over. ]

Go treat yourself to something nice, and try to forget this whole thing. As soon as you take this cash, we're back to being enemies after all.

[ There's no hostility in his voice, but there was no kindness either. Just a simple matter-of-fact statement about the situation and their "partnership". ]

[swordofhisou]

[She breathed a sigh of relief and reached out for the cash, giving him a wink and a smirk, despite looking like she still wanted to twitch and growl at that thing. But it would wait for the time being.]

Yep. Enemies. Or, maybe frenemies? Frenemies is a word right? It better be. Whatever. Long as we don't have to fight, no point in doing it.

Thanks. Let's go our separate ways and forget that bastard.