Hah. I think I might have had one of those free drinks already. I'm Tenshi Hinanawi. You can call me Tenshi. And if you want to hear what it's like to get into heaven because your ancestors did something amazing and the whole family got elevated, but they didn't know what to do with you other than let you sit around and eat peaches all day? I can definitely fill you in on that. Because I've lost track of how many peaches I've eaten.
[Which was ... thank god, not a metaphor. Literally divine peaches of immortality.]
Oooh, wait, hold up. I think I heard something.
[No. R.E.M. absolutely should have been retired from circulation in karaoke bars years ago.]
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[yes, you idiot. You absolutely did.]
Hah. I think I might have had one of those free drinks already. I'm Tenshi Hinanawi. You can call me Tenshi. And if you want to hear what it's like to get into heaven because your ancestors did something amazing and the whole family got elevated, but they didn't know what to do with you other than let you sit around and eat peaches all day? I can definitely fill you in on that. Because I've lost track of how many peaches I've eaten.
[Which was ... thank god, not a metaphor. Literally divine peaches of immortality.]
Oooh, wait, hold up. I think I heard something.
[No. R.E.M. absolutely should have been retired from circulation in karaoke bars years ago.]