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[kamisabro]

Who ⬤ Ayato & YOU
What ⬤ Substories + ember shitposting + general prompt
When ⬤ May, possibly adding June catch-all if I became too lazy?
Where ⬤ Varies on prompt
Content Warnings ⬤ Half-naked Ayato and him being dumb. Also Substory #2 is in so some NSFW.

Substory 1.

 

( As a food connoisseur (by a very weird degree), Ayato made it his mission to try, and possibly fix 'em himself in the future, every single delicacies that he stumbled upon this land. Of course this turn of event will not bite him back in the ass, right?

Well, you can probably guess where this goes. Ayato tried the mochi and lo and behold, he's now not really living up to his usual elegance, walking around the business district with his surprisingly muscular chest bare, while happily chomping another set of mochi. At one point, the half-naked man just happens to stumbles upon you while walking around, casually offering you a piece of mochi that he brought too much with him. )

Would you like some? It appears I took too many with me. They're surprisingly delicious.

( To be fair, Ayato could eat something like Spicy Cake or Tea mixed with Soy sauce and said they were good, so... )

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Substory 2.

 

( Speaking of which, this is quite the turn of event for him. He thought he was in for some of the more ordinary assignment when he took this request. Get a thing here, deliver it to a youkai there, rinse and repeat... Those were interesting, to say the least. But now, this? Frankly, Ayato has never taken that much interest in pornographic material, but to say that he doesn't know what they are would be a blatant lie. This is still legitimately his first encounter at finding this kind of material, though. Without much interest, he casually grabs the exact magazine from the vending machine after putting in the necessary money.

Now, standing just right beside the said vending machine, Ayato is browsing the pages, studying every single page as he mutters out loud, not really caring whether there'd be other people/youkai around him. )

'Big mommy milkies'? 'Not only cake, but the whole bakery'? Interesting, is that how people address big breasts and big buttock here?

( Ayato please. )

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Substory 3.

 

AYATO (27) Enma

✓       ✕ WOULD YOU RATHER? [-Be sober your entire life OR be drunk at every important meeting?] Depends on the quality of the wine I'd be drinking. [-Relive your most embarrassing memories every night OR do something embarrassing everyday, then immediately forget it forever?] Hahaha. ( Yes, that's his answer: A typed laughter. ) [-Leave your assigned faction or take over your current faction as leader?] The latter only if the other agreed to vouch for me. In other situation, no comment.

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Substory 4 (locked to Enma dept.).

 

( It's an understandable choice to let the department of Enma to take care of the whole weird haniwa thing. Obviously, Ayato, being the always morbidly curious individual out there, has nothing but question, especially at the moment he managed to get his hand on one of the randomly spawned haniwa. He's no exorcist, definitely, but he does know some of the priestesses from the Narukami shrine that he happened to get along well with back in his home world that even he could tell that they're not just normal haniwa. Something indeed feels off from them. )

In risk of making me sounds like I'm trying to overstep my boundaries, where do we even contain them if we can't keep anymore of them? Do we just discard them somewhere?

( Ayato gestures to the shelves on their office, where the once empty line of shelves now filled with the haniwas that they secured from every single spot that the department could find. Obviously, he's against the idea considering how uncomfortable the atmosphere that the haniwas are giving already, but what else should they even do?)

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General.

 

( On one of the finer day where he's not that bogged by paperworks in the department, Ayato can be found all around the toy shops around Tamamo, Shuten, or Sutoku territory, browsing some gashapon machine, kids' card games, and gundam model kits around, surprisingly enough. This is one of his old hobby, after all. You might be able to encounter him walking out of the store with bags of them like a smelly NEET, even.

Alternatively, you could also find him on the evening time, where he stumbles upon the video game arcades in Shutoku territory. He walks around to browse the options around until he stops his track on the fighting game KETTEN that he seems to be interested the most at. Coincidentally, it seems to be empty as well, so... He's just going to look at someone else who happens to be around -YOU- as he gestures toward the machine with his a headtilt. )

I have never tried this thing before. How about you?

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Comments

[rainswords]

[ Perhaps if shame picked a target lower than his face?

Despite the casual nod towards the vending machine, Xingqiu doesn't immediately press forward. From words alone, he can infer that the particular item needing retrieval through selecting A5 would be found here. Another glance at the magazine in Ayato's grasp and he feels himself almost sigh. Not quite, he manages to repress exhaling air loudly but he can't do anything about the oncoming headache. Did he go through all that for this? He hopes at least that someone is laughing somewhere.

Finally, he closes the distance but stops just a few paces short of reaching the machine with its lewd contents. ]

Well, do you? I don't know anyone who takes interest in such material.

[ Aside from the creature that requested this commission and that's stretching the meaning of knowing someone. It was a job, he took it on, this is the final step to see its end. Okay, he just needs to get the magazine and it's over. He glances at the vending machine then Ayato. ]

It's just a job. And it seems that you also took on the same commission.

[ He hopes. Or he just caught this influential figure from his world perusing completely for his own pleasure through pornographic material... what has his life become. ]

[kamisabro]

( Ayato's eyes trails to the side to dodge Xingqiu's, though on a closer look, it's obvious that he's deliberately evading it just for the sake of "it's hilarious". So just like another Thursday for him, honestly. )

Yeah, this job is quite a ride, I have to admit. It's fun, regardless. After all, I wouldn't find out about what rimjob and ahegao would mean if it wasn't for this job. You learn something new everyday.

( With that, Ayato raises the magazine in his hand, ever so casually. At this point, nobody can tell whether he's saying that for real or just for the sake of inciting another change of expression in Xingqiu. Probably not even Ayato himself — he's just letting the word flows naturally and see where this goes from there. )

You should give it a read as well before giving it to the shirime. An unneeded information is still an information, no matter what.

( This would've been a wise, life-changing advice, if not for the fact the context is about a youkai with an eye on its anus and a porn magazine they ordered. )

[rainswords]

[ Meanwhile Xingqiu doesn't look particularly amused, it's not nice to tease him. Acquainted with the position Ayato has taken he understands what is happening here. Well then, how far is this going to go?

Not surprised that Ayato's experience mirrors his own, from one trade to another, it almost felt endless; at times even impossible but if they both managed to complete the final request that brought them here it meant it's likely others would have done the same. Then in that case would the shirime receive multiple copies of the magazine... why would it need — he doesn't muse too long as terms aren't spoken which he hasn't heard of before. And maybe he doesn't want to know. ]

Yeah... sure... something new.

[ Seeing his opportunity to make his own purchase, the payment is made before he makes the appropriate selection before the magazine drops down. He doesn't immediately pick it up. ]

What you're saying may be true but even I cannot imagine how any of this information could be applicable in anything I wish to accomplish.

[ And really, this isn't his genre of preference or anything close. So unless this magazine explains how exactly a shirime functions if its eye is in that location then he wouldn't be opening it. He finally reaches to take the magazine and then immediately rolls it up... although perhaps there is something he can do with it. ]