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Kamisato Ayato ([personal profile] kamisabro) wrote in [community profile] jigokulogs2022-05-09 01:29 am

001 (open)

Who ⬤ Ayato & YOU
What ⬤ Substories + ember shitposting + general prompt
When ⬤ May, possibly adding June catch-all if I became too lazy?
Where ⬤ Varies on prompt
Content Warnings ⬤ Half-naked Ayato and him being dumb. Also Substory #2 is in so some NSFW.


Substory 1.

 

( As a food connoisseur (by a very weird degree), Ayato made it his mission to try, and possibly fix 'em himself in the future, every single delicacies that he stumbled upon this land. Of course this turn of event will not bite him back in the ass, right?

Well, you can probably guess where this goes. Ayato tried the mochi and lo and behold, he's now not really living up to his usual elegance, walking around the business district with his surprisingly muscular chest bare, while happily chomping another set of mochi. At one point, the half-naked man just happens to stumbles upon you while walking around, casually offering you a piece of mochi that he brought too much with him. )


Would you like some? It appears I took too many with me. They're surprisingly delicious.

( To be fair, Ayato could eat something like Spicy Cake or Tea mixed with Soy sauce and said they were good, so... )


Substory 2.

 

( Speaking of which, this is quite the turn of event for him. He thought he was in for some of the more ordinary assignment when he took this request. Get a thing here, deliver it to a youkai there, rinse and repeat... Those were interesting, to say the least. But now, this? Frankly, Ayato has never taken that much interest in pornographic material, but to say that he doesn't know what they are would be a blatant lie. This is still legitimately his first encounter at finding this kind of material, though. Without much interest, he casually grabs the exact magazine from the vending machine after putting in the necessary money.

Now, standing just right beside the said vending machine, Ayato is browsing the pages, studying every single page as he mutters out loud, not really caring whether there'd be other people/youkai around him. )


'Big mommy milkies'? 'Not only cake, but the whole bakery'? Interesting, is that how people address big breasts and big buttock here?

( Ayato please. )


Substory 3.

 


AYATO (27)
Enma
       
WOULD YOU RATHER?
[-Be sober your entire life OR be drunk at every important meeting?]

Depends on the quality of the wine I'd be drinking.

[-Relive your most embarrassing memories every night OR do something embarrassing everyday, then immediately forget it forever?]

Hahaha.

( Yes, that's his answer: A typed laughter. )

[-Leave your assigned faction or take over your current faction as leader?]

The latter only if the other agreed to vouch for me. In other situation, no comment.


Substory 4 (locked to Enma dept.).

 

( It's an understandable choice to let the department of Enma to take care of the whole weird haniwa thing. Obviously, Ayato, being the always morbidly curious individual out there, has nothing but question, especially at the moment he managed to get his hand on one of the randomly spawned haniwa. He's no exorcist, definitely, but he does know some of the priestesses from the Narukami shrine that he happened to get along well with back in his home world that even he could tell that they're not just normal haniwa. Something indeed feels off from them. )

In risk of making me sounds like I'm trying to overstep my boundaries, where do we even contain them if we can't keep anymore of them? Do we just discard them somewhere?

( Ayato gestures to the shelves on their office, where the once empty line of shelves now filled with the haniwas that they secured from every single spot that the department could find. Obviously, he's against the idea considering how uncomfortable the atmosphere that the haniwas are giving already, but what else should they even do?)


General.

 

( On one of the finer day where he's not that bogged by paperworks in the department, Ayato can be found all around the toy shops around Tamamo, Shuten, or Sutoku territory, browsing some gashapon machine, kids' card games, and gundam model kits around, surprisingly enough. This is one of his old hobby, after all. You might be able to encounter him walking out of the store with bags of them like a smelly NEET, even.

Alternatively, you could also find him on the evening time, where he stumbles upon the video game arcades in Shutoku territory. He walks around to browse the options around until he stops his track on the fighting game KETTEN that he seems to be interested the most at. Coincidentally, it seems to be empty as well, so... He's just going to look at someone else who happens to be around -YOU- as he gestures toward the machine with his a headtilt. )


I have never tried this thing before. How about you?


enlighteneds: compact (f; I've already won)

[personal profile] enlighteneds 2022-05-16 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ayato, you did not just say that. He did not just mention Ei in front of her like that?? He did not just goad her into this because it's actually working fffffffff- ]

Did... you just say... what I think you just said?

[ Let's just say, if this situation was drawn in a manga, there'd be a focused panel on Yae's forehead where there'd be a vein of anger forming right now. She's annoyedly clenching her hands into balls here. ]
enlighteneds: compact (n; I am untouchable)

[personal profile] enlighteneds 2022-05-23 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...

Fuck it. She'll humor him. ]


Pass me one.

[ She's totally going to regret this later, but she's not going to let that off without proving that she is, indeed, more superior than him. ]