Underground Turf War Catch-all! [OTA! Come toplevel!!!]

[baofeng]

Who ⬤ Open to all!
What ⬤ Catch-all log for the Underground Turf War
When ⬤ Throughout April: Dates within
Where ⬤ The Underground
Content Warnings ⬤ Please tag any cws in individual toplevels / threads!




This is a post to facilitate shenanigans regarding the Underground turf war! Feel free to park your toplevels below and tag around!

Summary of what’s going on:
The Underground is the network of subterranean utility / sewer tunnels under the city, previously held by the Kappa tribe. After the April 2022 Event, the Underground has been cleared out by the Department of the Enma and is now mostly unattended.

The Tamamo Clan and Shuten Clan have received orders from their leaders to take over the Underground. Unfortunately, there's two of them and only one Underground, so the two clans are fighting over it. (Tamamo Meeting Log) (Shuten Meeting Log)

The Sutoku Alliance is not willing to fight for the territory, but are intending to work out a deal with whoever wins the turf war to get the kappa back to work. The Department of the Enma is also more interested in investigating the Daitengu’s assassination than the turf war, but that means their Lost Souls can bring popcorn and watch the show. (more info here.)

Comments

[ryototsukai]

[ Wait, "pinky"? Was that...

Well she didn't have a lot of time to consider it as she beat her path down the tunnels, taking seemingly random turns. ]

I think the only thing you've got is "jack" and "squat", buddy!

[demonrebel]

[If the "pinky" comment wasn't a dead give away, then maybe all the fussing and cussing that comes later is. Dante really hates this mess. He rather be at the bar chopping it up with a few friends rather than participating in this poor reenactment of the Warriors right now. He doesn't give a damn about the Underground or about Toraguma's hairbrained scheme to set up shop here, but he doesn't have a choice in the matter. None of them do.]

Bullshit! [The demon nearly roars as it turns the next corner looking positively livid at this sudden bit of cardio.] Don't you start acting all high and mighty with me!

[This is borderline comical since here is this 8ft tall monster yelling at Musashi like an angry frat boy. Its grumpy tone really doesn't match its fearsome appearance. It's quite odd, honestly.]

Your arm is busted and you're probably hung the hell over right now. So just give up already!

[ryototsukai]

Plenty of water and salty foods, remember!

[ Okay that was definitely Dante. She'd ask about that form he was in, but it really wasn't the time. Hell, she'd get her chance pretty soon if she played her cards right. Just one more turn... ][ ]

[demonrebel]

[Wait, huh? Dante almost flew into a wall when she said that. His little unhinged rant gave definitely gave him away. Oh well. It's not like Dante went out of his way to disguise his voice. Even when in devil form, he still sounds like himself.]

Lies! I tried that and I'm still shitfaced!

[But he thankfully doesn't have a headache thanks to the gallon of water he drunk. The sake they tried together kicked his miserable ass the second he mixed it with shochu. It was a stupid idea but a very tasty one.]

C'mon, pinky! I'm getting tired of chasin' you!

[The demon yells once he turns the next corner.]

[ryototsukai]

Well that's good, at least!

[ Musashi suddenly turned about, sliding to a stop. She flashed a bright grin towards Dante at the other end of the turn, wild and barely containing her glee. ]

Because now the chase is over, and you're gonna have something new to complain about!

[ She slammed the pommel of her sword against a seal that was placed on the wall beside her, activating it. The kanji for "wall" grew, shining brightly, before Dante suddenly found himself being pushed off the foot path and towards the rushing water in the center. He had a split second to react, and Musashi kind of wondered if he'd be able to manage it, or wind up taking the plunge... ]