[closed] california's a garden of eden

[metafictions]

Who ⬤ Kamui & friends
What ⬤ Kamui has a fun time at the festival-- until, of course, the festival stops being fun.
When ⬤ During and after the Night Parade
Where ⬤ Around the city
Content Warnings ⬤ slapstick dildo violence, the backdrop of the bathhouse orgy but no actual sex, actual violence later

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[everblooms]

Oh! Well, sure.

[ The hallway stretches for a few feet, beaded curtains shimmering as they walk past. There's several refreshments laid out on lush looking wooden tables, both scented and unscented candles burning away. The lighting is warm, but not too bright. She almost cracks a joke about beer goggles, but instead catches sight of an extensive contraception desk. There's even uniquely shaped condoms on display with concise diagrams for application. ]

For example, we spent a pretty long time getting the condom station together. These are for double, these are for single, and then there's the flavored... [ After plucking one package out, she holds it out for Kamui to take. Aerith flashes him a cheeky smile. ] Always wrap it before you tap it. You seem like a green apple sort of guy.

[ Yeah, it's a green apple flavored condom. ]

I'm sure Tora's kept you all so busy, too. It's not all sumo and games over there, huh?

[metafictions]

[When Aerith holds the condom out, he's curiously eyeing some of the weirder, very youkai-shaped condoms, so it catches him a bit off guard. But he's not the type to turn down a gift (?), either.]

Um, thanks. It's very clearly organized.

[He's about to protest that he likes strawberry better, actually, but... in the long run, it doesn't matter too much, does it? He answers Aerith's smile with a sheepish one of his own, taking the condom and pocketing it for later. It's going to become the honorable Never Actually Getting Used Wallet Condom, probably.]

And no, not at all. There's a lot of grunt work that needs to be handled: guards, supply runs, the like. We may not have the bulk of the food stalls under our wing like Tamamo does, but that doesn't mean Shuten isn't invested in the parade goings-on. Literally and figuratively.

[...Also, he goes ahead and takes that strawberry one. It's a cheery pink and resting at the top of the pile, he can't resist.]