But When We Start Making Fires (open)

[demonrebel]

Who ⬤ Dante & You, of course!
What ⬤ General Catch-all
When ⬤ April
Where ⬤ Throughout Jigoku-cho
Content Warnings ⬤ Swearing, mentions of violence, possible nudity for future prompts

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PLOTTING 🌹 EVENT 🌹 NSFW 🌹 WILDCARD

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[sefirot]

[Wait what. Sephiroth just stares at Dante like he's some sort of weird obnoxious puzzle. Who allowed this person to do any sort of job?]

My name is Sephiroth. And I'd rather end your life, complaints are unneeded.

[It's going to be a little bit hard for Dante to completely troll him because a lot of things are just going to slide straight over his head. Like the Karen comment for instance.

Though Sephiroth is a little offended this guy got his name wrong. There is that.]

[demonrebel]

[Now it's Dante's turn to look bewildered because this is the first time a joke of his actually flew so high over someone's head.]

Wait, I---Of course, your name isn't "Karen"! [In order for Sephiroth to qualify as a "Karen", he would have to cut his hair and nobody wants that crime to happen.] Not that you couldn't be a "Karen" if you wanted but that's besides the point!

Now what's all this about murdering me again? Wouldn't it be easier for you to reorder something else instead?

[He's asking the important question here.]

[sefirot]

[Him in that haircut would be a crime against humanity itself.]

Then why did you use the wrong name if you knew it is not that?

[Sure he could order something else, or he could just threaten this guy. That sounds more entertaining and he doesn't find much fun these days. Also eating is usually the last thing on his mind because he sometimes forgets. Which he might be distracted from now.]