horrifictie: art: <user name=aabalall site=twitter.com> (cocaine skull)
Harrier Du Bois ([personal profile] horrifictie) wrote in [community profile] jigokulogs 2022-03-23 01:44 am (UTC)

[ RHETORIC - Monarchy. *Bourgeois*. Confront him, immediately.

1. Dios Mio - *cross your fingers* - A SPAWN FROM THE SWAMPS.
2. Wait, no, I can be normal about this! Come on, he's a kid.

RHETORIC - Bullshit you can. His parents are probably cousins and his urine is blue. Say the fucking line, you coward.
VOLITION - Ok, let's cool it down here. You don't need to say the line. Be normal.
]

Cool! Cool, cool. You're nobility? Wow! That's wild. I mean, the monarchy was toppled by communists where I'm from. Did your parents ever do cocaine, kid? Actually, don't answer that, it *doesn't* matter. Cocaine is okay.

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