[Wait until Van Zieks hears about the greatest Nordic youkai of them all: Santa Claus.]
Animals are born with one tail. Sometimes those animals get magic and live a long life, and when they do their tails start to split. But even if they hide in another form, they can't hide their tails.
Cats and foxes are very sneaky, and a lot of youkai eat people.
[Yep. He's saying all of this calmly too, like someone might speak if they're describing a concept from history class. Except it's about demons that might eat you.]
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Animals are born with one tail. Sometimes those animals get magic and live a long life, and when they do their tails start to split. But even if they hide in another form, they can't hide their tails.
Cats and foxes are very sneaky, and a lot of youkai eat people.
[Yep. He's saying all of this calmly too, like someone might speak if they're describing a concept from history class. Except it's about demons that might eat you.]