Haha, well, when you put it like that. Well, if you ever want lessons on how to try to take his job [he tilts his head ever-so-slightly in the direction where their surly host disappeared to, to indicate who he's talking about] I'd be happy to oblige. I'm sure we could find someone here who'd be willing to pay for the night, and as you might have noticed I'm in something of an adjacent profession back home.