[He laughs again, this time ruffling his bangs strategically with one hand and cocking his head at its most attractive angle. Like flipping a switch, he manages to project an air of relaxed, effortless charm, insincere only because it was such a sudden change from how he acted before.]

If I have my way, they wouldn't believe you anyway! ...Though I suppose that would work better if I were laying the groundwork in there instead of out here.

[As he speaks, the lizard youkai that lives on his skin scurries up from under the collar of his jacket to rest on his jawline like a moving tattoo, as if to further undermine the flirty act. He huffs out a sigh.]

Well, I'd say nice to meet you, but I'm sure we'd both rather we weren't here, huh.