[ Standing atop a metaphorical pile of corpses is never a good look for anyone, even if it's technically much closer to a bunch of youkai groaning in pain all across the street with mostly bruised egos and ribs. One or two of them might have lost fingers, but those can be sewn back on... probably, if they get it checked out immediately or magically healed. ]

I had heard that weapons were being handed out to the ruffians in the city for a steal, so I was merely doing my duty as a good citizen and reminding them that merely having a weapon does not make one a fighter.

[ Technically... true...? Kojirou is always on the lookout for a good fight, and the thugs that had bought the weapons leaked by the Department sure looked like they wanted to test them out. Alas, it was not to be. They were frankly disappointing as opponents, even five against one. ]