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James Moriarty ([personal profile] divisors) wrote in [community profile] jigokulogs2022-09-21 11:41 am

(open) september catchall

Who James Moriarty and...you? Yes, you!
What September log with open prompts!
When Throughout September
Where Everywhere and anywhere
Content Warnings some talk about sex, will update more if needed


(moriarty has two "modes" which is basically just him as a more sociable grad student sort and then his mastermind LARPsona! i'll mark the different "modes" as indicated)

1. SUBSTORY - ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (nerd mode)

[Hey...are you here checking out this internet cafe with all of its issues, too? Well, someone is already here, dark blue eye makeup and all, putting his hands on his hips as he continues on with some kind of argument with the owner.]

Look. All I want to do is like, put a virus on there. I'm no programmer, but it shouldn't be too hard. If those guys want to steal it, then they'll pay the price. ["I don't want anyone to put viruses on my computers!"] Look, don't you get it? They won't come back if they know that its not worth it, w-what- [And now the owner is just throwing their hands up and walking away.] Come back here! It's totally a good idea! Mathematically sound, in fact! Ugh!

[Don't mind him, he's just going to move to slump in a seat with his head in his hands going UGHHHHHHHHHH]

2. SUBSTORY - BOUNTY HUNTIN' (crime mode)

[Moriarty is playing nice. Of course, he'll be a diligent little worker for the Enma. Sometimes, one has to do exactly what they're told before they can get anywhere - he doesn't have a hold in this world like he did when he was alive, or in that dream of a Singularity, so play nice he must, for the information, at least.]

[Which is what he's doing now, scouring the streets for anyone suspicious, or interesting - even if he recognizes a face or two, that isn't stopping him from walking up, dark eyes narrowed as he says in his most authoritative voice.]


You, there. Tell me what you're doing in these parts.

[And if you're a fellow Enma, he'll simply sniff, unimpressed.]

Are you making any headway in this investigation? One would hope you're not slacking off.

[Mean!]

3. GENERAL - COSMOPOLITAN CALLED THEY WANT THEIR ADVICE BACK (crime or nerd mode, you choose!)

[When he has downtime, a certain someone can be seen browsing through some magazines at a local stall in the Tamamo district - he's bored, obviously. There's a lot to keep his mind on, true, and he is meaning to find out more information, but he, out of curiosity, has picked up what is obviously a trashy romance magazine, complete with 100+ NEW SEX TIPS and IS YOUR BOYFRIEND CHEATING ON YOU? TAKE OUR QUIZ TO FIND OUT stickers emblazoned on the cover.]

[Curiosity killed the catboy, however, and he's making random disgruntled noises as he flips through it, finally stopping at a page - he squints down at it.]


"Cook dinner topless, put a little tomato sauce on your chest, and ask him to lick it off?" [He looks APPALLED.] What kind of nonsense advice is this? Who wrote this?

[And then another flip of the pages, another noise of disgust.]

"Use a ruler to gauge how much his di-" [A look of >:O] That's NOT how you use a ruler!

4. WILDCARD + CLOSED PROMPTS

[holds everyone's hands please please please IF YOU WANT CLOSED PROMPTS PLEASE HIT ME UP VIA DM OR crystal#4450 on discord! I'm also vampirize@plurk! Or just throw a random prompt at this nerd, I'll roll with it!!]
roombamastermind: (032)

[personal profile] roombamastermind 2022-09-22 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. That certainly sounds ominous.

[ Croix is starting to wonder if she should leave, now... ]
inspiteful: (skylark99)

[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-22 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...Now that's a word he wasn't expecting. ]

What do you mean by that?

[ He gets the feeling Moriarty means something else than what Skylark initially thought. ]
inspiteful: (Even if you tell me "That's not true!")

1/2

[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-22 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-22 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, but I have no idea what any of that means.
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[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-22 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If I ran into one, then I apparently didn't find out they were.

[ Somehow he didn't find out about Ryouma being a Servant. ]
perfectdistance: ([G] Smile 2)

[personal profile] perfectdistance 2022-09-22 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm heading back now. The dinner rush should be starting soon.

[He'll wave Moriarty off as he heads to his restaurant.]
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[personal profile] inspiteful 2022-09-22 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, sorcerors can already do that normally, so it's not really just "in stories" for me. [ Though he's since learned that apparently, this sort of thing isn't "normal" for some people? ] So it's...kind of like summoning ghosts as familiars?

[ ...If he really thinks hard about it that's kind of messed up??? ]
mechspeed: (at zero i hum a hoarse song)

[personal profile] mechspeed 2022-09-22 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I have been keeping track of those hesitant to engage and labelled them "unreliable" where appropriate, as you suggested. I would rather not involve myself with them too closely given the circumstances.

[Moriarty is a fantastic influence on robots that are already built to mistrust people, really.]
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[personal profile] sweetsong 2022-09-22 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ robin blinks. as heavy as his stomach feels, if he doesn't try to get himself out of this situation...! ]

Hm. Are you Enma?

[ because he's going to also take a moment to reflect. why is he just letting this strange man walk all over him? if anything: ]

Becaaaaaause if you are, I should talk to one of your superiors.
roombamastermind: (020)

[personal profile] roombamastermind 2022-09-23 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I see. And...how exactly do you feel about reformed criminals...?
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[personal profile] roombamastermind 2022-09-23 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting observation. One could argue everyone has the capability of doing good, as well.
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[personal profile] sweetsong 2022-09-23 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's the most serious person he's ever met in his life.

and unlife. ]


I go different ways sometimes to get back to my apartment. I used to have problems with youkai that wouldn't stop hitting on me.

[ watch robin deflate right before your very eyes. ]

Even now, I don't like the idea of being followed. It's a hard habit to break.
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[personal profile] recluserose 2022-09-23 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Amelia remains poker-faced at his response, but in her brain? She's going, "Oohhhh." And leaves it at that.]

Well, not like I've any to speak of either.

[She glances back and forth around them and then shrugs.]

A magazine giving questionable bedroom advice is probably the least of this territory's problems.

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