[Ydris has seen fit to really avoid whatever the Kappa are doing. At least, out in the open. They want absolutely nobody to suspect anything of concern is going on, just the same silly preparations as the other factions are doing. They plan to make a show of wealth and resources. It couldn't possibly be a power grab.
And if it is, Ydris is too new here to know if it's a justified one or not. They don't particularly want to be at the mercy of a bunch of water based demons, but for now it's best to play nice and obedient to the whims of their ""superiors"". They float at the entrance for a bridge, one that doesn't have a lot of traffic. People who want to cross are getting told to take a detour, most don't complain more than a grumble of two.
Thing is, the bridge isn't what's important. There's a remote, open sewer entrance just beneath it. This is all a distraction to keep it guarded while not putting someone right out front of it or needing to take time away to create a barricade up it.]
Bridge is up, festival shipments coming up the river soon. Find another way around.
II. Taste Test OTA & NSFW for hentai brain reasons
[So, some of these foods have various... effects. People are bustling around to taste test and get a feel for how, well, effective certain things are. Ydris is at one such stand, looking especially challenging out at a, now, sizeable crowd that has gathered to gawk.
Juice That Makes You Come Super Hard.
That's what the sign reads! And laid out on the cart are very cutesy, little juice boxes with dinky bendy straws. They all have bold text proclaiming ADULT ONLY across them. There is a very intrigued crowd formed, but nobody appears willing to test if they do what they say they do. It must just be a joke, right? A novelty item-? Ydris is giving not indication, maybe they work and maybe they don't.
Ydris is also actively haggling the crowd, their tone exceedingly dry and unimpressed. Someone yells a snarky question that Ydris echoes back before answering]
What flavor are they-? Fuck you, that's what. Try one and find out. Be a legend.
[Feel free to talk to Ydris without taking one, but like... what fun is that?]
Ydris | Original | OTA
Open to all factions
[Ydris has seen fit to really avoid whatever the Kappa are doing. At least, out in the open. They want absolutely nobody to suspect anything of concern is going on, just the same silly preparations as the other factions are doing. They plan to make a show of wealth and resources. It couldn't possibly be a power grab.
And if it is, Ydris is too new here to know if it's a justified one or not. They don't particularly want to be at the mercy of a bunch of water based demons, but for now it's best to play nice and obedient to the whims of their ""superiors"". They float at the entrance for a bridge, one that doesn't have a lot of traffic. People who want to cross are getting told to take a detour, most don't complain more than a grumble of two.
Thing is, the bridge isn't what's important. There's a remote, open sewer entrance just beneath it. This is all a distraction to keep it guarded while not putting someone right out front of it or needing to take time away to create a barricade up it.]
Bridge is up, festival shipments coming up the river soon. Find another way around.
II. Taste Test
OTA & NSFW for hentai brain reasons
[So, some of these foods have various... effects. People are bustling around to taste test and get a feel for how, well, effective certain things are. Ydris is at one such stand, looking especially challenging out at a, now, sizeable crowd that has gathered to gawk.
Juice That Makes You Come Super Hard.
That's what the sign reads! And laid out on the cart are very cutesy, little juice boxes with dinky bendy straws. They all have bold text proclaiming ADULT ONLY across them. There is a very intrigued crowd formed, but nobody appears willing to test if they do what they say they do. It must just be a joke, right? A novelty item-? Ydris is giving not indication, maybe they work and maybe they don't.
Ydris is also actively haggling the crowd, their tone exceedingly dry and unimpressed. Someone yells a snarky question that Ydris echoes back before answering]
What flavor are they-? Fuck you, that's what. Try one and find out. Be a legend.
[Feel free to talk to Ydris without taking one, but like... what fun is that?]