... Yeah, I know. That's why I don't really... Do things as expected. I just look like this, nobody taught me anything about being Japanese.

(why he doesn't bow, or why his bows feel off timing. why his grammar or vocabulary sometimes fails him. why he struggles so much with yukatas, chopsticks, all the like.)

Don't spread it.

(he doesn't even let his name out in public, much less this.)