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Fukuda Tamotsu ([personal profile] holeful) wrote in [community profile] jigokulogs2022-07-19 12:59 pm

July Catch All

Who ⬤ Fukuda "Snack Hole" Tamotsu and whoever has the misfortune of encountering him
What ⬤ July substories and other semi-open prompts
When ⬤ Throughout the month
Where ⬤ Various
Content Warnings ⬤ General Fukuda Warning


[Office Work- Closed To Enmas]
[Fukuda is a weird guy in so many ways, even moreso now that he's somehow become a dogboy with hole powers, but one of them is his schedule, which doesn't seem to include sleep? He's always running on the late night patrol shift, and then comes in first thing in the morning to file his paperwork when morning shift people come in. Does he sleep during the afternoon? Hard to say but you'll certainly see him out and about in the afternoon as well, so??? He rarely seems tired, outside of the blood rain incident, but you may catch him in any of the following unusual situations;

1. Actually in one of his rare states of tiredness, nodding off at his desk and spilling his coffee onto the floor in the process
2. You open one of the file closets to find Fukuda in a pile of papers and boxes. Is he trying to reorganize or just making things worse?
3. Sniffing things.
4. Entering a room by making a hole in the door rather than opening it. It's awkward for him to clamber through the hole but he keeps doing this anyway.

But usually he is... normal? Normal for him. Always willing to help out if you ask him.]


[Clinic Visit]
[Fukuda's not really a fan of doctors due to his avoidance of being perceived in any way, but he's unfortunately got several concerns and also A Mission to accomplish, so he's going to be stopping by, probably multiple times. After all, there's a lot of things wrong with him. So he's walking in, slightly awkward, and leading with the insane opener of;]

Um, hello, I was hoping to talk to someone about... something?
[Helpful.

Anyway this is for anyone at the clinic, Fukuda has multiple issues so everyone can have their own discreet visit, lmf]


[Terrible House Guest- for Cain/Yuuji/Megumi]
[Now, Fukuda is from the modern era, so he like. Knows about texting. But he also has brain damage and is very excited about his new powers. So for a short while, before he is presumably banned from doing so, Fukuda will show up at these three's apartment, and rather than knock on the door, just makes one of his cool new holes in the wall. Hello, here is the hole man.]

A person on the street was handing out coupons, so who wants to go eat?
[He will take all comers.]

[Wildcard]
[If you'd like a prompt for one of the substories this month, or something else entirely, hit me up!]
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[personal profile] himbosupreme 2022-09-10 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, probably for the best Cain didn't know about THAT part...but his actions did make a bit of sense. The bit about the hole, though, must be related to what had happened to Fukuda's face.]

You...did that to yourself then?

[Cain's fingers go up to his own head, right about where the hole was on the front of Fukuda's skull.]

You're saying that helped you? And you wanted to help others in the same way?
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[personal profile] heretic_blade 2022-09-11 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
...Ya ever thought about a gag?

[ Stop saying weird things!!

Izō doesn't complain when Fukuda touches his hair, though. No, that actually seems to placate him some. It feels nice to be petted. He takes his hands off Fukuda long enough to let his hair down, the messy waves falling down below his shoulders. ]


Ya like my hair that much, huh?

[ Said as he squeezes Fukuda's crotch with all the subtlety of a freight train. ]
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[personal profile] sharpestsword 2022-09-12 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'll think it over. It makes sense though. Maybe I do have more to learn. I'd like to have someone who knows what he's doing to go with me.

[ That means him. A second date perhaps. She's not sure what a Yelp is but she'll look into it if she needs it for making a decision. ]
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[personal profile] himbosupreme 2022-09-13 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[He did remember Fukuda had clearly been acting unwell during the rain, but for it to have been caused by something like that....]

It stopped working? I mean, sorry if I don't really get what's going on, but I didn't even know humans could survive something like that.

[And obviously they couldn't, due to some of Fukuda's victims.]

Was the rain messing you up then I'm guessing? Definitely for the best I got you out of it then...you seemed really distracted. But your mind is clear now?
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[personal profile] parasaito 2022-09-14 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, in Saito's defense, it was a tactical withdrawal solely for the purpose of reloading. It wasn't like he thought the Shuten thugs had guns with them and seriously intended to leave his senpai to die. Honest!

Saito didn't catch the remarkable expertise with which Fukuda wielded his (joke of a) weapon, masterfully downing the rest of the group with relative ease. Except for the exact moment the metallic bit is drilled into the attacker's — turned victim — head. Just the sight of that unfortunate accident is enough to trigger in him an all too familiar tickling sensation, in reaction to the anticipation of what's to come. Any drop of self-restraint he still had preventing him from shooting to kill quickly evaporates.

A frenzied roar, actually the word monster twisted almost beyond comprehension — fills the room, followed closely by a pair of gunshots. Instead of the massive club the ruffian was clumsily (due to his injured thigh) swinging, what might hit Fukuda on the head is the oni's arm or shoulder, body unceremoniously tumbling to the ground. One bullet wound mimicking the location of Fukuda's hole, the other adorning his chest.]


Is this how you set an example?
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[personal profile] sharpestsword 2022-09-15 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh we could match. And that gives me an opportunity to watch too.

[ She isn't afraid of it so much as curious how it's done. If it's on herself it might be at a difficult angle to see anything. ]
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[personal profile] sharpestsword 2022-09-17 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I think it would be more fun that way.

[ She's trying to think of where she might like it but can't seem to decide. What she needs is pictures. At least she has him in front of her to to examine. ]
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[personal profile] himbosupreme 2022-09-20 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Okay....

[He's really trying hard, and it seems Fukuda is too since neither of them had anything else to go on. It sounded almost something like a curse, but Fukuda had been born with it. If that was true in a way, it was awfully tragic.]

So in doing so it allowed you a new lease on life, cause it got rid of whatever was cursing your mind? And you wanted other people to see that. I mean, I can't say I really agree with that since I don't think that's really something most humans can survive but...I get it.

You didn't really have anyone to lean back on either, right?
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cw: moar gore yay

[personal profile] parasaito 2022-09-27 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Do we really need to?

[Before he has even finished voicing the question, Saito is already walking over to the fallen oni whose life he'd just extinguished, checking the man's lifeless body and pockets for the remote chance of finding any stardust. But no luck. When he starts to repeat the ministrations on another oni collapsed adjacently, a hand feebly grasps his arm as though to halt him, its owner grumbling something unintelligible with whatever life still in them.

In the following moment, yet another gunshot rings across the room, and the hand on Saito's arm goes completely limp. With a lopsided tilt of his head, Saito glances up at Fukuda, shoulders visibly shaking with barely contained laughter.]


Well, they're dead now. All we can still do is confiscate whatever stardust they might have on them.

[Then, seemingly not minding the gross mess of blood and cerebral plasma painting the floor under the fresh new corpse (in fact, the fascination with which he's inspecting the source of said mess hints something else), Saito finishes his inspection on that body. Which, much to his already high amusement, produces from the corpse's pockets one suspicious, faintly glowing object wrapped in candy wrapper!]

Maybe even keep what we find to ourselves.

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