[ call it hundreds of years of impeccable customer service. shylock may have not lived in other countries, but he has served the rich and the poor, the kind and the mean, human and wizard in almost a huge majority of his entire life. mort may be a being he has yet to meet before, but to shylock, he is just a potential patron all the same. his inexperience in worldly desires may have helped in putting shylock in his favor, even.

there's a bit of tension in the air as shylock smoothly pushes the boundaries between them, only broken by the sound of the bottle landing on the counter. he pulls away with another chuckle and motions for him to face the workplace in front of them. ]

Truly, I'm flattered. But that goes without saying, Mr. Mort. There will never be another one like me. [ and he locks eyes with the other man for a moment. ] And there won't be another you in a long time, either.

[ individualism, baby! now, back to the matter at hand. ]

Now, before we go off track -- margaritas are extremely easy to make. First, take the cocktail shaker on your right, and put in enough tequila, orange liqueur, and lime juice along with ice. Once you're done, you close it and shake it until it is well-chilled.

[ his strong arms can do that much, hopefully. ]