[Thankfully, she'd had enough time to figure out what exactly she was ordering.]

I want a long island iced tea, but change out the triple sec and use that blue caracao stuff. And, uh, use a sprite. not those dark colas. [A grin and she winked at her.] And I know I'm a shit, but trust me. You'll have even worse shits if you're behind a bar one of these days.