[ is it truly a challenge? shylock would've just smiled regardless. what a northern way of thinking, but that's all right -- he has quite a penchant for the guys up there. and if someone were to metaphorically take him apart just to see what makes him tick, all they will see is a burning heart laying dormant in wait. ]

You're hardly frightening at all. I'd say that your naivete in these mundane matters can be considered cute in some circles, in fact.

[ he's not lying. something something about gap moe. ]

Now, then. First, let's start you with something simple such as a margerita. Could you get me one of the tequila bottles in that cabinet behind you? [ there's a lot of liquor bottles... ]