[ that statement was certainly not a lie by any means. since arriving, mort can readily say that he's experienced a wide variety of "firsts." firsts he's shared with an equal amount of unique characters. perhaps, this man included. hence, he can't deny the hint of something akin to a smirk that forms across his lips.
is it truly gross if mort is down... ]
I wouldn't say that so easily. There's a chance I may think you're serious. [ this is coming from mort... who often asks people to be his. there is likely some semblance of irony embedded in the words they exchange, but of course, mort doesn't focus on it.
instead, he looks at items behind the counter. maybe even picking up a random tool. it's a strainer, for the record, and he gives a slight tilt of his head. while he could make his own conjectures what each item is for, he half-wonders why... there were so many steps involved. was drinking straight alcohol not a thing here? ]
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is it truly gross if mort is down... ]
I wouldn't say that so easily. There's a chance I may think you're serious. [ this is coming from mort... who often asks people to be his. there is likely some semblance of irony embedded in the words they exchange, but of course, mort doesn't focus on it.
instead, he looks at items behind the counter. maybe even picking up a random tool. it's a strainer, for the record, and he gives a slight tilt of his head. while he could make his own conjectures what each item is for, he half-wonders why... there were so many steps involved. was drinking straight alcohol not a thing here? ]