Oh, [and he brightens just a fraction, flipping to a totally different page in his little notebook. A kindred spirit? Or at least a willing ear.] I'm glad you asked.
[Like, really, he is. Ahem. He holds up the notebook just a little higher to read... a numbered list:]
One: Laziness. Two: Lack of guidance— [here he gives an acknowledging nod, very nice, well-spotted] —leading to a loss in productivity. Three: The aforementioned loss causing tasks to be repeated by necessity, leading to general frustration among both workers and those delegating tasks. Four: The general workers, hereafter 'W', starting arguments with the apparent leaders, hereafter 'L'...
[He can go on. He will continue to go on and read off some fun little arguments he recorded for posterity. Five, six...
Eventually:]
Broadly, it's been quite disastrous. [not really] We're holding this event together with string and hope.
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[Like, really, he is. Ahem. He holds up the notebook just a little higher to read... a numbered list:]
One: Laziness. Two: Lack of guidance— [here he gives an acknowledging nod, very nice, well-spotted] —leading to a loss in productivity. Three: The aforementioned loss causing tasks to be repeated by necessity, leading to general frustration among both workers and those delegating tasks. Four: The general workers, hereafter 'W', starting arguments with the apparent leaders, hereafter 'L'...
[He can go on. He will continue to go on and read off some fun little arguments he recorded for posterity. Five, six...
Eventually:]
Broadly, it's been quite disastrous. [not really] We're holding this event together with string and hope.