Well.

[ It is what he says as he stands next to the window and looks out at the chaos that the birds are causing. ]

At least, I don't think anyone will end up dead.

[ His tone is sardonic, at best, as he attempts to make some joke at the situation that they find themselves in. He leans slightly to the side, talking out of the corner of his mouth: ]

We should attempt to buy something whilst here. Find a vase you like, and that shall be your memento for this strange meeting.