[ He paused again, lifting the knife but his gace was contorted in confusion. ]

What the fuck does sex have to do with bad cooking experience?

[ ? ? ? ]

You're not the kind that gets a boner from food, are you?

[ He says with no condescension. The furrow of his brow and his frown do suggest he actually confused and concerned. ]

I mean, I understand if you've never had a decent meal in your life, but I was in the army man - I was never given anything so bad I'd get a stiffy over a decent burger.