Long enough, and I haven't even done anything to these yet. That's just the crab.

[ Once the pot is full, he opened up some lemon lime soda and poured it in just enough to cover all the crab. ]

Right, next is...

[ He moves to the next station, bring out lemons, mayonnaise, and what looks like cream. ]

Cooking food isn't exactly magic, you know? It's not exactly "just following instructions" as most people say, but it's not that hard to make a decent meal for yourself.