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BISHOP ([personal profile] getting_better) wrote in [community profile] jigokulogs 2022-07-25 10:04 am (UTC)

[ Someone shy in Tamamo? There's a first for everything. As they made their way to the school, he stops and does a double take and looks into a shop - a cafe. ]

Tenshi.

[ He gestures to his head to the inside of the cafe, their current client inside talking up an unsuspecting yokai. ]

God, just once I'd like to meet a vampire that is ACTUALLY Dracula-like. Do you have any idea how disappointing it is as demon hunter to chase down a vampire terrorizing a village only to find they're some mad ravenous monster that just attacks anything that's got the red in their veins, or some socially adjust non-threat that only nibbles to satiate the urge? Just once. Just once. I'd like to fight and kill a vampire that has a castle, impales people, and classy victorian gothic. But no. I only every encounter weird or ferals ones, and the feral ones are accurate and techinically a threat, I can't make banter! And why is it always a lowkey cafe with these non-threats?!

[ And his gripes keep going as he takes the case of brushes and starts to stomp inside, griping and leaving Tenshi outside. Once inside, the switch flips and Bishop is prim and proper, maybe even a little charming as he smiles and shows the vampiric yokai the antique brushes and - judging by how she squeals in delight then glomps Bishop, who was quick to shove her away - she must have liked them and promptly gave to him a makeup set. Bishop was also quick to return. Inside :); outside B< ]

These non-threats, I swear. Shattering my hopes and dreams one stereotype at a time. C'mon, lets get these to your coworker.

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